bigj75

bigj75

“From Knowledge springs power."
Sep 1, 2018
2,540
I'll start!

Go make citizens arrests in dangerous neighborhoods. Walk up to a gang and start trying to arrest them. They will either shoot or stab you to death.
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

Visionary
Sep 9, 2018
2,970
I like it. Flossing your teeth with razor wire. You just might bleed out if you're enthusiastic enough.
 
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AveryConure

AveryConure

Some idiot
May 11, 2018
437
Suffering from dehydration but yet still eating ice cream while jumping in a tiger's cage.
 
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SiArc

SiArc

sassy and sarcastic-y
Dec 10, 2018
230
-Try to tell Harambe's cousin you are sorry by giving him a hug in the gorilla pit.
-Give the Tiger some catnip and a belly rub
-have a dunebuggy race in a military weapons testing field
-call their bluff in a DMZ and see if they really mean not to cross that line
- Tell a gang member/mafioso type that their mom was a good lay or call them a rat
-walk into a known gang territory with the wrong colors on saying you are more badass than them
 
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Jai

Jai

Specialist
Sep 23, 2018
384
Go to your local fancy dress shop and purchase the popular and zany jihadi suicide vest suit complete with realistic explosives and simply go to any major populated centre in the world scream ' allah ackbar ' and let the authorities do the rest flawless
 
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Jodes

Jodes

Enlightened
Nov 23, 2018
1,261
Wtf is wrong with you guys. I assume this is a joke, and @Volatile knows it?? Not really appropriate for this forum imo but free speech and all, but think about the community you're creating
 
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Jai

Jai

Specialist
Sep 23, 2018
384
Wtf is wrong with you guys. I assume this is a joke, and @Volatile knows it?? Not really appropriate for this forum imo but free speech and all, but think about the community you're creating[/QUOT
Wtf is wrong with you guys. I assume this is a joke, and @Volatile knows it?? Not really appropriate for this forum imo but free speech and all, but think about the community you're creating
just some light relief mate can't be miserable 24/7 I almost half smiled at some of these posts
 
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Volatile

Volatile

God
Jun 18, 2018
1,286
Wtf is wrong with you guys. I assume this is a joke, and @Volatile knows it?? Not really appropriate for this forum imo but free speech and all, but think about the community you're creating
A community of bullies :p
 
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DeletedUser4739

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Wtf is wrong with you guys. I assume this is a joke, and @Volatile knows it?? Not really appropriate for this forum imo but free speech and all, but think about the community you're creating
My intentions were not mean spirited. I'll request my post is removed. I apologize for hurting anyone.
 
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