If Sanctioned Suicide governed a country how would it look like?

[noname223]

I think @DarkRange55 should be the president and his first and second economic advisor.
I would take the position of the foreign minister. I will get the whole cabinet brandnew Porsches, Mercedes, Audis, BMWs and really good German beer.
I nominate @Dejected 55 as Home Secretary.

It would be an international cabinet. I am not sure which country we would actually govern. Maybe the US, maybe @DarkRange55 can talk to his billionaire friends to buy us an island in Central America. Maybe we could make a deal we promise a tax free heaven for billionaires but in reality if they decide to migrate to us we take all their money and distribute it to the poor. At least the crumbs that are left when all of our family members and the pets of our family members are trillionaires.

@Pluto I think the positon of government advisor would be fitting. However, there is one condition. All the slides have to consist only of cat memes. Otherwise our attention spans would be too short to concentrate on the really important issues.

@Forever Sleep Not sure which position you would like to have? We need a director for our intelligence services. The MI6 has a good reputation do you think you could fit in this job? We need really good schemes to attract billionaires to our island. We could call it the Epstein island part No. 2 The aftershow. I think a lot of billionaires and celebrities only wait for such a revival.

 

[Dejected 55]

I honestly don't want to be in charge. This world seems to have far too many people who are only in it for themselves, and as such I would just be frustrated being in charge of anything trying to wrangle cats... and in a world where people were more open and willing to cooperate to make things better for everyone? They wouldn't need me to be in charge because they would already be doing all the things I'd think made sense to do.

 

[Forever Sleep]

Lol. I'm more of a blue collar worker.

 

[Arvayn]

I'm pretty sure the billionaires and celebrities would be a lot less interested in suicide than they would be in underaged girls and boys. But, who knows, maybe you could make some ingenious business model where you help them kill themselves and then you take all of their money to add it to the national treasury?

 

[Xi-Xi]

Epstein island part No. 2 The aftershow.

That is so beautifully dark, but man, am I here for it

 

[Dejected 55]

I'm pretty sure the billionaires and celebrities would be a lot less interested in suicide than they would be in underaged girls and boys. But, who knows, maybe you could make some ingenious business model where you help them kill themselves and then you take all of their money to add it to the national treasury?

The thing people really need to keep in mind is... the reason why there are billionaire and celebrity pedophiles is because they can afford it... either because they can afford to buy people in sex trafficking or they can buy judges and buy their way out of trouble when they get caught. Not necessarily because they want it more. Sadly... Extremely sadly... I bet you there are a lot more middle class and poor pedophiles than any of us would ever want to know... they just can't indulge themselves due to lack of resources, or they would.

The world is filled with a lot of people who want to be bad, but are forced to obey the rules because they can't fund their actual desires. This is kind of scary if you sit down and think about it.