Head in a bear trap method

[one4all]

...Along with a few teensy digressions:)

Just a few. But at least the hawaiian pizza is a goor idea, with the peppers

 

[Mm80]

I would hope so. Once it goes in the other direction, we are all screwed!

Hahaha brilliant. Excuse my ignorance I'm from a city in the UK lol

 

[one4all]

Your idea was genius and be sure to see your method published in the next PPH. In fact I would get some sort of patent /copyright on it. Joking aside you have put a much needed smile on some faces and that can't be a bad thing. Just pls don't do it lol x

Well i hope it shows that random bizzare thoughts happen to other people also.
And i'm glad you got a smile out of this

 

[Jean4]

Agreed. I'm having a tough night, but it managed to distract me for a bit.

Here. Your night isn't as tough as this steak!

 

[Jumper Geo]

The title says it all.

I'm wondering if any has thought about this method at all.

Come on SS you should have a monthly competition for whoever comes up with the most creative suicide method, wins a bottle of Nembutal.

 

[one4all]

We don't all read the entire thread before posting

You are SOOOOOOOOOOO right! It happens!

Come on SS you should have a monthly competition for whoever comes up with the most creative suicide method, wins a bottle of Nembutal.

I hope i'm in the lead LOL

 

[Anon2662]

Come on SS you should have a monthly competition for whoever comes up with the most creative suicide method, wins a bottle of Nembutal.

 

[Mm80]

You are SOOOOOOOOOOO right! It happens!

I hope i'm in the lead LOL

Hands down. But I wouldn't want you to win the bottle of n as your creativity would be a loss to ss

 

[one4all]

Hands down. But I wouldn't want you to win the bottle of n as your creativity would be a loss to ss

Doesn't mean i have to chug it when i win it

 

[Anon2662]

Doesn't mean i have to chug it when i win it

You'd make a fair whack selling it from what I hear.. could buy a fair few Hawaiian pizzas with that

 

[Jumper Geo]

You'd make a fair whack selling it from what I hear.. could buy a fair few Hawaiian pizzas with that

Easy $1000 maybe more I would set you up a free account at pizza hut

 

[one4all]

You'd make a fair whack selling it from what I hear.. could buy a fair few Hawaiian pizzas with that

I'm not that way. It would be fair market value. Any tips would be appreciated though

 

[Mm80]

Easy $1000 maybe more I would set you up a free account at pizza hut

Is it too soon to start a suicide by bear mega thread?

 

[one4all]

Is it too soon to start a suicide by bear mega thread?

I am thinking YES

 

[Jumper Geo]

Is it too soon to start a suicide by bear mega thread?

Yes but what a way to ctb by grizzly or polar bear, lol

 

[Anon2662]

I'm not that way. It would be fair market value. Any tips would be appreciated though

I think market value is still a lot..think of the pizzas

 

[one4all]

I think market value is still a lot..think of the pizzas

That is true. Maybe i will mark it up -25% LOL
Think of trying to fast for 8 hours before using SN? Those pizzas would screw that all up LOL

 

[Jean4]

That is true. Maybe i will mark it up -25% LOL
Think of trying to fast for 8 hours before using SN? Those pizzas would screw that all up LOL

 

[Jumper Geo]

That is true. Maybe i will mark it up -25% LOL
Think of trying to fast for 8 hours before using SN? Those pizzas would screw that all up LOL

Forget the FAST if you win I will buy you one of these,

 

[Anon2662]

That is true. Maybe i will mark it up -25% LOL
Think of trying to fast for 8 hours before using SN? Those pizzas would screw that all up LOL

 

[Jean4]

 

[one4all]

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I'm gonna have worse nightmares now

 

[Dear Flabby]

Is it too soon to start a suicide by bear mega thread?

SeppuKuma: The Japanese Suicide Bear

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[one4all]

OK a new plan forming. There is this hawaiaan pizza with peppers on it, in a bear trap. I dive head first into it. End of story

 

[Jumper Geo]

I'm gonna have worse nightmares now

I just feel really hungry for some reason,

 

[Dear Flabby]

Forget the FAST if you win I will buy you one of these,

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Is that a 1970's shag carpet? ("Shag" being used as an adjective—not a verb!)

 

[Anon2662]

OK a new plan forming. There is this hawaiaan pizza with peppers on it, in a bear trap. I dive head first into it. End of story

But.... but.... then you don't get to eat the pizza!

 

[Jumper Geo]

Is that a 1970's shag carpet? ("Shag" being used as an adjective—not a verb!)

 

[one4all]

I just feel really hungry for some reason,

Hopefully not for human flesh LOL

 

[Mm80]

Wait a sec. Wasn't there a song about this method... I'm caught in a bear trap... I can't get out.. Because I love you to much ctb...