Here's a joke that's been running around...
three girls went to hang out together, but they got hit by a truck! oh no!
They appeared in front of the gates of heaven, but an angel appeared in front of them and said "The three of you aren't qualified to enter heaven, but you all have more 'good' than bad in your life. So, the angel made a compromise and told the three girls "You can live in heaven, but with one rule. Don't step on the ducks."
The three girls were confused, but ultimately accepted the offer. They entered heaven and oh boy there were so many ducks around them, so they were careful when walking.
2 days went by, and suddenly.
"Quack!"
One of the girls stepped on a duck, so the angel called her. "You have stepped on a duck, this is against our agreement. As punishment, you'll marry the ugliest guy in heaven for the rest of your life here." The girl was sad hearing this, as life in heaven literally means for eternity. So that means, she will be married to an ugly guy for eternity.
Hearing this, the other 2 girls became more careful. 2 weeks later
"Quack!"
The second girl was called by the angel. The angel told her that she'll need to marry the ugliest guy in heaven.
Seeing this, the third girl became extremely careful, and after a month, the girl was called by the angel.
She asked the angel on why she was called since she hasn't stepped on any duck. The angel told her that she isn't going to be punished, instead, the angel was impressed that she was careful and gave her a present. The angel gave her a husband, a very handsome and good looking guy. The girl was so happy, she brought her new husband and bragged to her friends who were married to the ugly guys.
But, in the middle of the conversation the guy seemed annoyed and yelled "Shut up girl! I had to marry you because I stepped on a duck!"
The end