Laxative overdose? Not sure if it was mentioned in this thread. Where you literally shit yourself to death. I was considering it just now then I saw this thread. Yes, I'm that desperate!
worldexploder
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Inject your carotid arteries with something thick like glue or peanut butter.
bigj75
“From Knowledge springs power."
- Sep 1, 2018
- 2,540
LOL, don't know. Was wondering if it was possible
how does it kill you?
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bigj75
“From Knowledge springs power."
- Sep 1, 2018
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LOL, don't know. Was wondering if it was possible
found one
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05...after-anorexic-laxative-related-death/9790584
Gainax
Experienced
- Oct 8, 2018
- 265
Wow, interesting article. I think trying to get laxatives removed from the shelves and prescibed as "pharmacist only" was just ridiculous. Thanks for sharing, I now know it is possible
.I know I saw it on a show called 1000 ways to die. a man tried to cheat and I think it was if you starve a ferret they'll be docile and sleep. problem was the man had a hemeroid that was bleeding a little. the ferret being starved smelled the blood went up the guys ass and ate out his insides, not a pleasant way to go but entertaining for other people
when an aquarium is closed suspend yourself with a rope and a good comfortable handle on the rope over a shark tank. slit your wrist but not too deep, the blood will go into the shark tank. as you start getting weak you will drop into the tank and get eaten. you didn't really die of suicide because the cut wasn't deep enough. it was the sharks that did it
wouldn't dare to try it look at what happens to the coyote all the time he always fails with acme
mass produce them and you'll make millions
worldexploder
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Xerxes
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Go to a funeral, tell the oldest person there, "I'm next" with a big smile on your face and then CTB.
Go to church, do a benny hinn impression and then fall over dead.
Shove pencil in nose, slam head on desk
Sneak inside a BBQ restaurant, slather yourself in BBQ sauce and step inside the giant smoker.
Go to Ohio, die of boredom
Go to church, do a benny hinn impression and then fall over dead.
Shove pencil in nose, slam head on desk
Sneak inside a BBQ restaurant, slather yourself in BBQ sauce and step inside the giant smoker.
Go to Ohio, die of boredom
bigj75
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Escargot Shorts
Tears-of-a-Clown Ass Bitch
- Sep 26, 2018
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shit, i actually know someone who lives in Boone County. from his stories, you can even just look at someone funny and you've signed your own death certificate
worldexploder
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It's fucking wild down there. Hillbilly heroin addicts and violence.
your pathologist
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Sep 5, 2018
- 519
shit if it was appropriate i could link so many livelink suicides
rip
the funniest one i saw was a jumper fell from some ridiculous height and landed right onto one of those concrete sidewalk barriers that keep cars from being able to drive up onto it.
literally fell with such fckn momentum that he ended up looking like a human popsicle.
now its probably not "funny"
but talk about the odds!!
rip
the funniest one i saw was a jumper fell from some ridiculous height and landed right onto one of those concrete sidewalk barriers that keep cars from being able to drive up onto it.
literally fell with such fckn momentum that he ended up looking like a human popsicle.
now its probably not "funny"
but talk about the odds!!
Escargot Shorts
Tears-of-a-Clown Ass Bitch
- Sep 26, 2018
- 188
There's a building. There's a terrace high up above the ground. sharply dressed people mingle over cocktails, scroll through their phones as they think of other people and places, or stare out over a view where they tower over the rest of the city.
a few people turn their heads, do a double take as the double doors to the inside swing open. people mumble, giggle with each other, immediately start snapping photos or taking video.
someone fully dressed in scuba gear walks out, legs akimbo, as their flippers slap against the floor with each step. the sound of air leaving their snorkeling mask attached to an oxygen tank.
"wrong party, man" someone quips, which send chuckles into louder bursts of laughter. but the diver continues walking until they reach the ledge, where they turn around and finally sit down, back against the rest of the city, as they face the party goers.
goggles are pulled down over the diver's eyes. they give a pleasant gesture of departure and fall backwards off the ledge, as they would off a boat in open water, and plunge over 1200 feet downward
a few people turn their heads, do a double take as the double doors to the inside swing open. people mumble, giggle with each other, immediately start snapping photos or taking video.
someone fully dressed in scuba gear walks out, legs akimbo, as their flippers slap against the floor with each step. the sound of air leaving their snorkeling mask attached to an oxygen tank.
"wrong party, man" someone quips, which send chuckles into louder bursts of laughter. but the diver continues walking until they reach the ledge, where they turn around and finally sit down, back against the rest of the city, as they face the party goers.
goggles are pulled down over the diver's eyes. they give a pleasant gesture of departure and fall backwards off the ledge, as they would off a boat in open water, and plunge over 1200 feet downward
worldexploder
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Go to an Australian breach and let the Box Jellies have at ya.
your pathologist
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- Sep 5, 2018
- 519
--thinks of every episode of 1000 ways to die ---
GhostedToast
Wants to disappear
- Sep 25, 2018
- 144
Super glue a top hat to your head and your hand to the tophat. Have a noose of a thin enough wire to decapitate you and jump from a high point. Your head coms off but your hand is holding it and you're head is wearing a top hat. Seeing it might traumatize someone but atleast youd get a laugh maybe imagining it.
Numbtopain97
deader than dead
- Aug 10, 2019
- 443
I'll go with eating an umbrella whole and opening it up inside your stomach.
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