Funniest way to ctb

[Goldie]

This is partially a joke thread - I'm not going to suggest anyone use a method discussed on this thread. I was thinking of what would literally be the funniest or most humouress way to ctb? A way that would be so weird it would make the news and the reporter would have to discipline themselves to not laugh at it.

The closest I can think of are:

• Ctb at a comedy film premiere by smuggling in some laughing gas.
• Ctb at an actual Exit International show in front of everyone. "this is boring I'm gonna do it now byeeee!"
• Ctb at some sort of anti-suicide event.

 

[TheLastTrip]

The first two are hilarious

The last one is a little morbid!

I'm not sure I can top the first two, I'll have a think.

 

[your pathologist]

Ctb by opening the airplane escape door and sucking out the whole plane with you

 

[your pathologist]

Ctb by blowing yourself up with acme explosion

 

[Sickofit]

Catching a bus and catching the bus in the bus that you have caught.

 

[your pathologist]

Ctb by letting Wiley coyote drop a giant boulder on you

 

[your pathologist]

Getting hit by the bus you're trying to catch

 

[Sickofit]

Fortnite dancing when jumping...

 

[1964dodge]

put some food ferrets like up your ass let the ferret up there and have him eat your insides until you're dead

 

[1964dodge]

tie a lot of meat all over your body and jump into the lion's den at the zoo

 

[Goldie]

Catching a bus and catching the bus in the bus that you have caught.

Hahagaha. Very good

 

[Goldie]

Comitting suicide while doing a git commit.

 

[worldexploder]

The Last Day Rube Goldberg Machine

The contraption starts of by making your favorite last meal, then dials a hooker. Then it will open a bottle of whisky. Ultimately the machine will pull a trigger of a shotgun that's aimed at your face. All without leaving your hotel bed.

I'm not sure how this contraption would work but it would have to be the most elaborate thing ever built. 12 hours from start to finish.

 

[bigj75]

FARTING IN MOSQUE DURING RAMADAN will Get you executed by law.

 

[Deafsn0w]

Eat your own poop

 

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

Attend one of those Evangelical Christian revival meetings where the preacher claims the ability to heal the sick and raise the dead through the power of Jesus. Bring a long white cane so people will think you're blind and wear dark glasses and a red, white, and blue t-shirt with some inane praise-Jesus-condemn-the-ungodly-liberals slogan on it. Move around haltingly, waving your cane in front of you, as you make your way to the stage. Surreptitiously pop a cyanide capsule into your mouth and quickly force your way into proximity with the preacher. Start loudly praising Jesus and asking our lord and savior to allow you to see again just before you swallow the capsule. Proceed to die from the cyanide as the shocked attendees slowly begin to realize something has gone horribly wrong. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Made4TV]

Comitting suicide while doing a git commit.

do-what?

 

[bigj75]

ctb by ligma

 

[worldexploder]

Eat your own poop

Actually you can eat your own poop and be ok due to your body being use to your own gut bacteria. Unfortunately you can't eat someone else's without risking getting ill.

 

[worldexploder]

Go to West Virginia (namely Boone County), walk into a bar, and tell everyone you voted for Hillary. That should get ya killed fast.

 

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

FARTING IN MOSQUE DURING RAMADAN will Get you executed by law.

 

[bigj75]

Its in the news. Some guy did it and the judge sentenced him to death.

 

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

Its in the news. Some guy did it and the judge sentenced him to death.

https://www.thequint.com/news/india/fake-pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-farting

 

[bigj75]

https://www.thequint.com/news/india/fake-pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-farting

 

[Mrs.O'Leary'sCow]

I actually thought you might be correct, but didn't believe it could have possibly happened in any country that isn't one of the Islamic Republics. Not trying to be Mr. Ramadan-farting-in-Mosque superiority guy.

 

[worldexploder]

Instead of the Woopie Cushing, imagine it being your head.

 

[worldexploder]

 

[onewayroad]

For years I've wanted to jump into a volcano and film it. I posted about it here before. But so many technical issues...

 

[End.of.the.line]

Its in the news. Some guy did it and the judge sentenced him to death.

Some people will believe anything as long as its in the news.

 

[Goldie]

Attend one of those Evangelical Christian revival meetings where the preacher claims the ability to heal the sick and raise the dead through the power of Jesus. Bring a long white cane so people will think you're blind and wear dark glasses and a red, white, and blue t-shirt with some inane praise-Jesus-condemn-the-ungodly-liberals slogan on it. Move around haltingly, waving your cane in front of you, as you make your way to the stage. Surreptitiously pop a cyanide capsule into your mouth and quickly force your way into proximity with the preacher. Start loudly praising Jesus and asking our lord and savior to allow you to see again just before you swallow the capsule. Proceed to die from the cyanide as the shocked attendees slowly begin to realize something has gone horribly wrong. Hilarity ensues.

Omg that is Amazing! That would almost make me want to ctb even is was not depressed!!