Help Dweeb asks about procuring gun

[iwashere]

I always get embarrassed coming back to this app, but I've had a revelation…! I've been doing so much good stuff for myself this past year, unintentionally checking things off my bucket list. This has led me to believe this is the correct choice to make!!!

I was thinking, had I actually killed myself when I came on here almost a year ago, I would be so pissed because I was so ugly !! I only recently got hot maybe two months ago, and my obituary pictures and funeral photos would've been ugly asf This also illustrates the confusion I want—I want it to be the biggest shock, like "why would she ever do that?"

I just went on a solo trip to Japan, which I've been talking about wanting to do for years. I fulfilled a childhood dream. I dyed my hair for the first time and it looks really cute. I dropped the glasses and started wearing contacts more comfortably. I bought my first designer purse and got a good job that pays me so well. I'm currently at a financial point where I'm able to buy anything I want at 21 years old (GOT MY FIRST AMEX) Things have been going in a very perfect direction for me, which is exactly how I know this is the right choice.

I get messages sometimes and I think that maybe it's the devil. I've been sitting here begging to find peace in my life for a very long time, saying I'll do anything, ANYTHING!! What do I need to do for my ex-boyfriend to never forget about me? I realize they're literally telling me how to do it, but I wasn't listening

Now that I'm coming to accept it, they're ensuring everything happens. It's sick almost. This is how I know it's the right decision because now that we're going in this direction, Ive finally been rewarded with what I want, which is to finally have the means to get a gun and do it.

The problem is how I'm going to get away with getting this gun. I'm not your stereotypical gun person I drive a mini Cooper with Hello Kitty air fresheners, happy bunny bumper stickers, a disco ball hand sanitizer holder, a magic wand with a Sanrio character, a plushy cinnamon roll keychain, a pink Lululemon keychain, a Fendi purse, and Louis Vuitton card holder. I like to do my hair, makeup, wear perfume and heels. It's very obvious I don't know about guns. As a black girl, I'm going to look suspicious regardless. They'll think I'm buying it for my "thug ass boyfriend"!!

I'm not concerned about the small talk - I can whip up a story with ease. I am not concerned about is if they keep asking me questions about future plans or suicide screening questions. I have actual plans for the future because—as i've been saying—things have been going well. I was planning to go to Spain for my birthday and Rio for New Year's, though I knew these things aren't going to happen.

My plan was to tell them that I'm buying a guy for my BF graduation in may! When he graduates we're buying an apartment downtown and he just got his Concealed Carry #Trump but i don't know much about these things haha they make me a lil nervous… im just the one w the credit card today but i want to surprise him Nothing too crazy just preferably something with low recoil incase i need to get up and shoot that mf instead ?

This way i'm establishing plans for the future, eagerness to live plus it'll explain the inevitable shaking of my hands bc "Awww poor little girl is scared of the guns". If this sounds legit lmk i just paid off my credit card so I can stop in right after work today and leave w it same day (thank yewwww midwest!!)!!
Also, ik it's the right choice because ChatGpt said they'd do the same thing so.

 

[Forveleth]

You do not have to lie. You are a good-looking black woman which means you are, unfortunately, a potential crime statistic. Go with wanting one for personal protection, especially if you have an ex that will not leave you alone.

Also, real gun people do not care about looks, political affiliations, religion, or sexuality, they just care that you are interested in guns. You do not have to look a certain way or know the lingo. The people at the gun store ate going to be more than happy to answer questions and make sure you get what you need.

Even tough military guys flinched the first time they pulled the trigger. Do not qoret about it.

 

[iwashere]

You do not have to lie. You are a good-looking black woman which means you are, unfortunately, a potential crime statistic. Go with wanting one for personal protection, especially if you have an ex that will not leave you alone.

Also, real gun people do not care about looks, political affiliations, religion, or sexuality, they just care that you are interested in guns. You do not have to look a certain way or know the lingo. The people at the gun store ate going to be more than happy to answer questions and make sure you get what you need.

Even tough military guys flinched the first time they pulled the trigger. Do not qoret about it.

i thought about this too, but then i feel like they're gonna recommend i take a class first to get a feel of what i like before buying a gun. esp if im going in there w absolutely no previous knowledge

 

[Forveleth]

i thought about this too, but then i feel like they're gonna recommend i take a class first to get a feel of what i like before buying a gun. esp if im going in there w absolutely no previous knowledge

To be fair, if you are worried about your hands shaking when you handle a gun then you should take a class. The last thing you want to do is fumble an attempt with a firearm.