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Mafia goons kidnap and stuff you into a chicken drumstick and serve to Trump.Eat until you pop
Snorting rogaine until your lungs fill with pubic hairDive into shark infested waters with pork chops tied to your extremities
Getting an ASStral STD from Kim K's bodacious aura (gladly)Boofing 3 litres of vodka
Take -out from Chipotle.Death by axing off all your limbs and bleeding out
Melania Trump death stareDrilling holes in your skull
Rubbing Michael Jordan's head until the static electricity electrocutes you from a 3-point range.super-gluing yourself to a submarine
Listening to the Bodyguard soundtrack until your fucking head explodes!Drinking superglue
death by goldfishRolling around in razor blades
Getting stuck in a cotton candy machine. (why were you in there in the first place?)Slow death by smoking 500 cigarettes a day
aliveBurning yourself to death with one cigarette lighter and nothing flammable at all