Games Dumb Ways to Die

[SaylorTwift]

Dead. If it's an accident, death somehow feels less dramatic.

Listen to your favorite song at the highest volume conceivable.

 

[Ringo]

My eardrums would be useless and if the decibels are high enough, some of my organs would collapse, if I don't die I would end up in a pretty sorry state.

Do bungee jumping with a homemade rope composed of elastic remnants tied together.

 

[SaylorTwift]

Alive. Any kind of jumping is too violent of a way to go out for me. At least at my current level of desperation.

Being crushed by the world's largest stuffed animal.

 

[Unlovable98]

Dead, Its so fluffy!

Dying "In flagrante delicto"

 

[Unending]

As in ctb'ing while someone catches you? Ugh, maybe alive then. I'd prefer not to have disturbances amidst my special moment.

Being crushed by the world's smallest stuffed animal?

 

[Forever Sleep]

Alive- but deeply traumatised. Why did the stuffed animal want to kill me when all I ever did was love it?

Fall down the stairs carrying an alligator.

 

[broken-soul]

Is the alligator hungry.....dead

Eating a thousand chocolate bars

 

[nonutscera]

Alive
tripping onto the pointy part of an umbrella

 

[davidhayter]

Alive
eat a lot of maruchan until you die from kidney damage

 

[Unending]

Alive

Get crushed by a piano while walking down the sidewalk

 

[Jane Doe 13]

Being hanged on the cross while you could have asked your dad to do something about it

 

[Ghostofthepast]

Dead

Injecting yourself with glowsick liquid

 

[jodes2]

Dead

Scream the N word repeatedly round a rough black neighbourhood

 

[F7Y801]

Dead

Play chicken with a steamroller that can't stop a la Austin Powers

 

[jodes2]

Dead

Empty out a fridge, climb into it, shut the door and suffocate

 

[causingkeep]

Alive

Walk through a wildlife reserve with raw meat attached to your clothes and wait for a bear/lion/predator to maul you

 

[jodes2]

Dead

Write up a main plug with bare wires clamped to your nipples, and insert

 

[itsallpointless]

Suffocating on a vacuum cleaner

 

[jodes2]

Buying wolves and starving and mistreating them until they're like enough is enough and decide to try and eat you

 

[stermc]

Probably dead

Taking a selfie near to an abyss and trying to take the perfect selfie

 

[jodes2]

Dead

Balancing on a tightrope while on acid

 

[Bardo]

Dead

Balancing on a tightrope while on acid

Muerto. Spooning with Ron Jeremy as his anaconda has free rein.

 

[jodes2]

Dead

Swallow a litre of bleach

 

[Bardo]

Dead

Swallow a litre of bleach

Marie Osmond sitting on my face

 

[ShadowsFall]

Dead

Lay down on some sort of enclosed racetrack and release a massive leap of lemmings to continously run around the track. If dying of hilarity doesn't kill me, suffocation or injuries from bites and/or scratches probably will.

 

[leeloosnow]

dead. being trampled by lemmings would be a cute way to go, i'm def down for that.

traveling in time then meeting your time-space doppelganger and ctb'ing via the twin paradox

 

[jodes2]

Dead

Get into a car crash without your seatbelt on

 

[Bardo]

Dead

Get into a car crash without your seatbelt on

Nitrous-laced latte

 

[jodes2]

Dead

Shove your hand in a shredder and let it devour you

 

[Bardo]

Dead

Shove your hand in a shredder and let it devour you

Binaural death beat music while on hold on phone