v.Nice thread! couldn't help myself:
1. Just wait & see - it's a phase you're going through...
2. Things will be brighter / better tomorrow...
3. You're being a coward - you'll have to do it all over again
4. You're being so selfish - do't you think about those you leave behind
R1: This boss fight is taking waaay too long. One-Winged Angel phase when?
R2: WISE MAN, TELL ME THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE.
R3: Coward?
Oh, and you seem to know something i don't. Tell me, who were YOU in your past life?
R4: I missed the part where that's MY problem.
@Dr Iron Arc From Wikipedia:
Debbie Downer is a fictional Saturday Night Live character who debuted in 2004, and was created and portrayed by Rachel Dratch.
The character's name, Debbie Downer, is a slang phrase which refers to someone who frequently adds bad news and negative feelings to a gathering, thus bringing down the mood of everyone around them. Dratch's character would usually appear at social gatherings and interrupt the conversation to voice negative opinions and pronouncements.
C: You just need to fix your sleep schedule. Go to sleep no later than 10 pm every night for the rest of your life.
R: I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail. Yes, I would. If I could, I surely would~♪
(Lyrics from El Condor Pasa (If I could) by Simon & Garfunkel)
C: It's all in your attitude.