Method choking on marshmallow

[iammadeofchalk]

Yeah this sounds extremely stupid and I probably won't do it but I'm wondering if using a large marshmallow with peanut butter and shoving it down quickly would work.

Then my family will just think of me as a complete retard who doesn't know how to eat marshmallows instead of seeing it as suicide which would make the burial complicated (they are muslim.)

 

[gasforme]

Sounds tasty if it doesn't work

 

[DeathSweetDeath]

It might be worth a try, one never knows.

 

[gasforme]

This contest ended that way https://www.hkah.org.hk/en/health-guides/is-marshmallow-a-choking-hazard

 

[monetpompo]

i've worried about choking on a marshmallow before. they get so gummy that it's kind of gross if you leave them in your mouth. everyone i know did the chubby bunny challenge when they were younger because it was all over youtube. maybe you'd just puke them up.

 

[whocaresnobodycares]

I'd think you could find an easier, more reliable way to asphyxiate but then maybe it'd work. Sounds quite dicey.

 

[Chocomel]

Maybe it could work if you don't have gag reflex, otherwise you will puke it out, or maybe you could tape your mouth shut after shoving every marshmallow imaginable?

 

[iammadeofchalk]

Maybe it could work if you don't have gag reflex, otherwise you will puke it out, or maybe you could tape your mouth shut after shoving every marshmallow imaginable?

The thing is I want it to look accidental because it will be ""less"" hard on my family. In islam, it is discouraged to give funeral prayer to someone who committed suicide. And I really don't want them to think of me being in hell.
But there are days I just think "fuck it, I won't have to care about what happens when I'm gone."

 

[Chocomel]

The thing is I want it to look accidental because it will be ""less"" hard on my family. In islam, it is discouraged to give funeral prayer to someone who committed suicide. And I really don't want them to think of me being in hell.
But there are days I just think "fuck it, I won't have to care about what happens when I'm gone."

Oh yeah rightt... I forgot about that. I live in Islam country so I know the feeling too well. Not really an expert on choking with foods, so take my advice with grain of salt. When I thought of choking myself with food, I would choose like a big round food and just you know, shove it down your throat with your fingers.

 

[LastAcrobat]

Sounds painful and also the marshmallow may dissolve before you die.

 

[nobodycaresaboutme]

While I wouldn't recommend this method, konjac fruit jelly seems more lethal than marshmallow

 

[Sphinxi]

which would make the burial complicated (they are muslim.)

Usually marshmallows aren't kosher because they contain gelatin. This would also make them not halal, right? It would be kinda funny for your family to blame it on you eating a haram food.

In all seriousness, it's probably not going to work, but people have died from choking on food in the past, so your mileage may varry.

 

[monetpompo]

The thing is I want it to look accidental because it will be ""less"" hard on my family. In islam, it is discouraged to give funeral prayer to someone who committed suicide. And I really don't want them to think of me being in hell.

Usually marshmallows aren't kosher because they contain gelatin. This would also make them not halal, right?

yurp, marshmallows aren't halal. my mom thinks eating haram food is literally worse than you killing someone, since she wanted to throw my sister out for eating a bacon sandwich from wendy's 2 years ago. it was fucked up. there are halal marshmallows without gelatin, but taste kind of worse in comparison. rice krispie treats also aren't halal and i felt like a little devil for eating them secretly.

overall, i think your suicide will be read as intentional if you do find a way to kill yourself. if you wanted to successfully choke on a food you'd have to block your mouth so you don't puke. i plan on dying from hanging and i've come to terms with the fact that my parents will assume i'm in hell, and that they'd judge me for it. muslim families just don't understand suicidal thoughts.

 

[iammadeofchalk]

my mom thinks eating haram food is literally worse than you killing someone, since she wanted to throw my sister out for eating a bacon sandwich from wendy's 2 years ago.

oh damn..

I wish I could PM you but I dont have that feature yet

 

[Claymore7274]

LOL, maybe, though if you succeed, it wouldn't be pretty, choking feels insanely unbearable