before i CTB - next day or two - is there anyone to call just to talk about death (SC - iMessage ) just to help in passing to the other side?

[counting-out-time]

bit of a weird question I know but is anyone up for talking to me for a quick chat about the afterlife and what may happen next before I CTB? not asking for much but just a hello and goodbye short would be appreciated - you can PM me if you like but I'm really paranoid right now before dying and just to speak to possibly someone in the same boat as me would be cool.

Thanks.