You've tried every method to ctb, and failed...

[Empty Smile]

You tried a gun and the bullet just ricocheted off your skull...

You tried N and it only made you drowsy and sleep for an hour....

You tried hanging and only end up with a permanent necklace...

You jumped from a 30 story building only to break your knee caps..

You tried CO but only succeeded at keeping warm...

Hell, you even shoved a fork up your ass to try something different, but failed...

Now that you have went through every possible way to ctb, and you now know you're stuck on this shitty planet until you finally die at 115 years of age...

What would you do for the remainder of your life?


Me? I would go deep into the woods just to stay away from people. No one would ever hear from me.

 

[weedoge]

I don't really worry about things like this because I really believe, if you fail this many times in such a manner, then chances are there's some issue other than the method itself.

 

[Dor]

You'd prove quantum suicide is a real thing.

These scenarios you described gave me a good laugh

 

[Mr. Bill]

I'd just do a lot of drugs, clearly this means I'm invulnerable or something

 

[Shewaitsforme]

Then i would think its not the methods its more a case of not wanting to die maybe

 

[Yuffe]

Unfortunately (or fortunately) not everyone is like Rasputin.

 

[Trashcan]

I would be constantly high on weed.

 

[TAW122]

Well, assuming that some of these methods fail and I end up a vegetable, then there are two scenarios. Either a cognizant vegetable or a unconscious vegetable (like a permanent coma, no sensory whatsoever). If the latter instead of the former, well I'm pretty much dead except for physical body which then would be irrelevant because either the doctors will pull the plug or my family (due to medical costs and what not, or maybe mercy). Now if it's the former, well I'd hope I'd be euthanized (ideally), but if not, then eventually die of other circumstances (hopefully less painfully).

If neither happens and I'm still able-bodied, well time to live like a hobo (assuming I can't die of disease, hunger, elements, and what not) and just do my own thing until my time comes.

 

[bigj75]

 

[Karl]

great this is just escapism

 

[worldexploder]

If I failed at all those attempts if probably think i was some sort of Jesus lol

 

[murakamicats]

I hope it doesn't come to that