I'd rather be

  • Buried

    Votes: 15 10.4%
  • Cremated

    Votes: 58 40.3%
  • Left where I'm found

    Votes: 6 4.2%
  • I'm dead, what do I care what they do with it?

    Votes: 65 45.1%

  • Total voters
    144
  • Poll closed .
Empty Smile

Empty Smile

The final Bell has rung. Goodbye to all.
Jul 13, 2018
1,785
Pick one and explain why.
 
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Lady black

Lady black

35 male, central Europe, German speaking
Oct 22, 2018
1,192
I´d like to be buried
 
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worldexploder

worldexploder

Visionary
Sep 19, 2018
2,821
Cremated. Cemeteries are a waste of land and labor in my opinion.
 
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Empty Smile

Empty Smile

The final Bell has rung. Goodbye to all.
Jul 13, 2018
1,785
I chose to be cremated, but if it were up to me, I'd like to be left deep in the woods.
 
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OkTotti

Wizard
Nov 6, 2018
616
buried
 
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TiredHorse

Enlightened
Nov 1, 2018
1,819
I've pre-paid for my cremation. Seems the most portable form for my family to then choose what to do with my remains.

I sure wish "aquamation" was available, though.
 
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Going Home

Going Home

Specialist
Sep 21, 2018
357
Cremated
 
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Threads

Threads

Warlock
Jul 13, 2018
721
I've made arrangements with my attorney.

There will be no funeral. My corpse is to be put into a paupers grave site.
 
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Schopenhauer

Enlightened
Oct 3, 2018
1,133
I don't care. I'd let anyone eat, if they wanted. Or even have sex with it. Anything, really. It's just dead meat. Not even pretty deat meat...
 
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Lifeisatrap

Arcanist
Oct 5, 2018
408
Cremated, just throw my ashes in the toilet.
 
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Retched

Retched

I see the chaos in your eyes.
Oct 8, 2018
837
I voted "what do I care" but know it will be cremation. There is no burial that I can imagine happening because I don't have a plot and it is really expensive.
 
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Taylored

I've figured it out
Sep 20, 2018
321
Buried in the ground alongside everybody else who's died hundreds of years ago (Old Cemeteries all over the place)
 
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TAW122

TAW122

Emissary of the right to die.
Aug 30, 2018
6,804
I don't really care what happens after I ctb as I won't be around to experience the aftermath (as I would be dead, unable to sense pain/pleasure, not conscious nor sentiment anymore). I suppose if I had to choose, well it would be to either be buried or cremated, either way is fine.
 
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jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
Cremated.

I fuckin' hate the outdoors. I'd rather chill my ashes in a mausoleum. Warm in the winter and air conditioned in the summer.
 
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balancingaqt

Member
Aug 22, 2018
35
Just cremate me, use the cheapest method available, don't waste money on my dead body, ain't worth it.
 
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Fcancer

Fcancer

Student
Sep 24, 2018
184
I chose cremation because being buried just seems weird. I'm not quite sure how I make it known that I want to be cremated though without writing it in a letter?? Or can perhaps you get it put in a will(but then how does someone know you have a will??)??

Plus I don't want to remain in this country, rather my ashes be taken back to my motherland.

I feel really stupid for not knowing any of this stuff.
 
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bigj75

bigj75

“From Knowledge springs power."
Sep 1, 2018
2,540
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Paulsmith

Paulsmith

Student
Aug 8, 2018
188
Probably the better one than getting buried and stuck in the ground.

Although I did have a dream the other night where I went in one and pressed the button to fire the oven. Probably would be painful way or not if it's goes up in temperature straight away that starts to cremate you
 
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TiredHorse

Enlightened
Nov 1, 2018
1,819
I chose cremation because being buried just seems weird. I'm not quite sure how I make it known that I want to be cremated though without writing it in a letter?? Or can perhaps you get it put in a will(but then how does someone know you have a will??)??

Plus I don't want to remain in this country, rather my ashes be taken back to my motherland.

I feel really stupid for not knowing any of this stuff.
Don't feel stupid. The vast majority of people don't deal with this stuff until they're quite a bit older than we who are waiting to ctb. Some never deal with it at all.

I have no idea where you are now, and where your motherland lies, but these are straightforward questions.

In the US, the forms for a will are easily found on the internet. Typically a will covers what happens to your assets --real estate, bank account, that sort of things. Looking at mine now, it has places for specific bequests --my mother gets all my artwork-- and even a place for who gets your pets. If you have kids, there's a long section on guardianship, too. I have my will in a manilla envelope marked, "TIREDHORSE'S WILL," that will be with my body when they find me. The coroners will need to be blind to not see it.

What you want done with your body is best described in a letter that accompanies the will. As I mentioned above, I have pre-paid for my cremation; the paperwork for that is with my will. The company that will be cremating me will pick up my corpse at the morgue, take it for cremation, and then ship the ashes wherever I specify --or deliver them in person anywhere here in my home state. I have no doubt that you could arrange to have your ashes shipped to your motherland.

The more details you work out, the easier it will be on those you leave behind. At least that's my thinking.
 
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Hoid

Member
Nov 1, 2018
26
I want to be buried and have a walnut sapling planted over my body. My body can nourish it and become part of it. And then people will be able to eat my nuts.
 
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bigj75

bigj75

“From Knowledge springs power."
Sep 1, 2018
2,540
I want to be buried and have a walnut sapling planted over my body. My body can nourish it and become part of it. And then people will be able to eat my nuts.
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TiredHorse

Enlightened
Nov 1, 2018
1,819
Ah! That's a clever quip.

You are aware that walnut trees poison everything around them, yes? Maybe an almond tree, so that your nuts have that tang of cyanide?
 
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starcrossedfate

Passenger
Sep 24, 2018
240
I want coins placed on my eyes and mouth like Charon's obol and then have my body cremated.
 
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samsays89

Student
Oct 4, 2018
139
Donated to science so it could be useful somehow. But I heard they don't take suicides so my second option is cremation, which I haven't saved for.

*sigh*

Now I gotta save up for my cremation costs. I hadn't thought that far ahead.
 
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dysfunctional

dysfunctional

Arcanist
Oct 26, 2018
459
Cremation. Ashes spread into the woods I used to enjoy so much.
 
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BaconCheeseburger

BaconCheeseburger

Comfort-eating
Aug 4, 2018
693
Just want to be disposed of.
 
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