therhydler

therhydler

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Dec 7, 2018
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Why don't you just give yourself a chance?

You were happy once, this is proof that you can be happy again!

You know x tried to kill himself once but now he's the happiest person in the world

Depression is an ilness just like any other, people get out of it (I don't have depression)

We will fix you (!)
 
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Severen

Severen

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"Get more sunshine."
 
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Jupiter

Jupiter

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Nov 23, 2018
384
I figured that we're going to need a compilation thread of our favorite pro-life platitudes and advice.

'Just try Yoga.
'Just exercise'

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/i-need-serious-help.9082/#post-155870

Lol
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

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Sep 9, 2018
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I saw a real doozie the other day.

Don't compare your life to others. There's no comparison between the sun and the moon. They shine when it's their time!

Like yeah and then there's Pluto, which is dark, shitty and nobody gives a fuck about. So much so it got kicked out of the solar system.
 
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Severen

Severen

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Jun 30, 2018
1,819
I saw a real doozie the other day.

Don't compare your life to others. There's no comparison between the sun and the moon. They shine when it's their time!

Like yeah and then there's Pluto, which is dark, shitty and nobody gives a fuck about. So much so it got kicked out of the solar system.

There is the sun and the moon. There are also black holes...
 
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Xerxes

Xerxes

Invisible
Nov 8, 2018
936
My latest gripe is those that keep on saying, "Smoke some weed, that'll cheer you up"
 
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StillWaiting

StillWaiting

Need cats to comfort me
Jul 28, 2018
550
Don't keep looking at the bad things in life. Look at the bright side of life.
 
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therhydler

therhydler

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Dec 7, 2018
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NumbItAll

NumbItAll

expendable
May 20, 2018
1,101
I saw a real doozie the other day.

Don't compare your life to others. There's no comparison between the sun and the moon. They shine when it's their time!

Like yeah and then there's Pluto, which is dark, shitty and nobody gives a fuck about. So much so it got kicked out of the solar system.
lol, reminds me of this, which is not so much pro-life as it is just general inspirational bullshit:

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

Yeah, or more realistically, you'll crash and burn and then ctb.
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

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Sep 9, 2018
2,982
lol, reminds me of this, which is not so much pro-life as it is just general inspirational bullshit:

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

Yeah, or more realistically, you'll crash and burn and then ctb.
I love this one, because the moon takes 3 days to get to, while the closest star, outside of the sun, is more than 4 light years from Earth. What is it with optimistic normies and their piss-poor understanding of astronomy? I suggest we amend the quote a little. "Shoot for the moon, if you miss just go back to bed."
 
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Smilla

Smilla

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Apr 30, 2018
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"You only get one chance at life"
 
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Amber1974

Amber1974

Student
Dec 9, 2018
147
For those of us with addiction issues "go to an AA meeting", "get help", "everything is fixable"
 
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