Wow

[TypeDef_End_Bye]

1You only have one life
2People will think you deserved to die because you killed yourself
3Suicide does not take away the pain, it gives it to someone else
4Somebody might need you
5You'll miss out on all the great, positive things about life
6You will go to hell
7It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem
8It will affect the lives of others
9You're never going to get to do what you've always wanted to do
10You will break your parents' hearts
11You won't go to heaven
12People will miss you
13Somebody will always love you
14The bad people will win
15You're not the only one who has a difficult or depressing life
16Suicide is not always effective
17Funeral costs
18The good in the world will always outweigh the bad, even if it seems like the opposite
19It's not worth it
20They were born for a reason
21Everybody matters
22Your life is valuable
23Everyone is special In their own ways, so are you
24You're never get to grow up
25Not everyone is mean

I won't link the site. The pretentious comments were the worst.

 

[Forever Sleep]

Can we pick our favourite? Mine is no.17 Funeral costs...

Why? Does it cost more for a suicide than a plain old regular death? Mine's likely going to be less... Pre-paid cremation- off the slab and into the oven.

By then- in theory, there would be no one left who I suspect would want to travel hundreds of miles to hear that only those who believe in Jesus get in to heaven. I'm waiting for my Dad to go first- it would upset him if I denied him a final goodbye. I'm hoping everyone else (now VERY distant friends and relatives) will much prefer the money and they can remember me however they want.

 

[FuneralCry]

A lot of the comments there sound like the type of things that non suicidal people would say when they are trying to guilt trip someone suicidal into staying here against their wishes. But those comments certainly are nonsensical to me and embarrassing. I cannot really take them seriously, but for people to seriously believe in things like that then they must be delusional as to the cruel reality of this existence and all of the endless suffering that continues to exist.

 

[Himalayan]

Lmao. They sound like children.
The stuff i tell myself everyday to keep going is way better than this shit list of 25 reasons

 

[wait.what]

It's so hard to pick a favorite… possibly #13, "Someone will always love you."

Yes, don't commit suicide, because if you do, then someone will always love you. But if you wait patiently for God to kill you, like a good little child, then no one will love you anymore and you'll be allowed to die.

WTF, who wrote this? Somebody get 988 calls routed to their phone, because they're clearly hotline operator material.

 

[☆AwaitingEntropy☆]

So many of these involve guilt tripping! Fun! And the ones that aren't are either repetitive and borderline nonsensical, or presumptively religious.

Lists like this one where it's clear someone had to really wrack their brains for hollow reasons to live frustrate me so much.

Like, sometimes you can tell the lists are heartfelt and even though you can't relate, they truly meant well. But lists like this one always prioritize "life" as a nebulous, honorable concept rather than the individual they're trying to comfort. It's deeply condescending.

 

[rationaltake]

You only have one life.
Thank fuck!

You will go to hell.
That might be fun. Pass the rope.

You won't go to heaven.
Good. Where's that rope again?

The bad people will win.
Great. I'm bad people.

Not everyone is mean.
No - but I am.

 

[TypeDef_End_Bye]

Lmao. They sound like children.
The stuff i tell myself everyday to keep going is way better than this shit list of 25 reasons

Enlighten me.

You only have one life.
Thank fuck!

You will go to hell.
That might be fun. Pass the rope.

You won't go to heaven.
Good. Where's that rope again?

The bad people will win.
Great. I'm bad people.

Not everyone is mean.
No - but I am.

:)

So many of these involve guilt tripping! Fun! And the ones that aren't are either repetitive and borderline nonsensical, or presumptively religious.

Lists like this one where it's clear someone had to really wrack their brains for hollow reasons to live frustrate me so much.

Like, sometimes you can tell the lists are heartfelt and even though you can't relate, they truly meant well. But lists like this one always prioritize "life" as a nebulous, honorable concept rather than the individual they're trying to comfort. It's deeply condescending.

I know. Sometimes it's hard to tell who's caring, a psychiatrist, or a virtue vulture.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

I like #14 - I didn't know it was a contest between good and bad. Also, I wonder where the person who wrote #5 lives?