Oh, boy, this is the thread for me. Providing there were no complications, and I was rich, in a perfect world:
Eyelid surgery (droopy eyelids bug the hell out of me) Hard no in reality because eyes make me squeamish. The chance of blindness and scarring is terrifying to me.
Lash lift + tint, if I could stop pulling. (definitely)
Hairline lowering + transplant since I've lost so much and my hairline is so far back it makes my forehead worse. (maybe, but it's too much money)
Full body electrylosis (pain, time, and expense so I'll just get laser on areas the hormones don't affect growth)
Something for my acne scars, maybe laser+dermablading (yes)
Breast augmentation (not really looking to go bigger, just fix the horrendous shape)+Areola reduction. If I ever have the money and I'm not dead, someday, tbh. (probably)
Sclerotherapy (varicose and spider veins)
Skincare treatments for the KP, cellulite, uneven skin, dark circles, and assorted flaws on every inch of my skin. (yes)
Mole removal four or five places. (probably two more. It's a bit expensive but straightforward and quick)
And if piggy ever manage to relose the weight, probably loose skin reduction.
Nothing is going to fix my long face, thin hair, and bare eyelids, but my base structure isn't too bad other than my huge forehead and long face. Yes, I'm vain. Yes, I value the wrong things. I loathe my face and body. Enough that it's a big contribution to my presence here. Enough that I could never put it into words. I just want my hair, clear skin, and skinny body back. I can handle everything else.