World record for least time in an intentional drowning

[Job Joad]

I think I set a world record for least time spent underwater during an intentional self drowning. I'm one of those guys who always holds his nose when going under so naturally this didn't work out too well for me. It was .000000001 of a second before I came up gasping for air. Doesn't look like this is how I'm gonna go. Anybody got any N?

 

[FuneralCry]

Drowning does sound like a difficult method, and I wish that it is easier. The problem with this method is that even know we want to die, we are programmed to survive and the SI prevents us from going through with it. I have thought about this method a lot as it is easily accessible but you do not hear about many ctb by drowning, most reported drownings seem to be accidental. I doubt that I would ever be able to ctb this way.
It really is unfair how hard it is to leave this world. I do not have N, I think that if I did, I would not be here anymore. Those with the option of a peaceful exit are lucky.