Games What's the best method of CTB? Wrong answers only.

[LocalMistake]

panadol, duh, lmao

 

[letmechoosemyfate]

Go to mexico and yell "Fuck El Chapo" in spanish then see for yourself

 

[settheory]

Insulting a navy seal on the internet. (text below is not mine)

Spoiler

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[wholesome13]

Smashing your head in the wall

 

[Csmith8827]

Smashing your head in the wall

Done it, it doesn't work.

Od'ing on Hydrocodone...

 

[cristata]

Pissing off your doctors right before a surgery.

 

[Sammie_com.sanrio]

Yes please

S M A S H

 

[dancesponge]

Get tickled until you get a heart attack

 

[BringMeToLife]

Anal impalement

 

[MidnightDream]

Cuddled to death by small kittens

 

[Unending]

Cuddled to death by small bugs

 

[Valky]

PAPER CUT

 

[wiltingorchid]

don't ctb! life is worth living it! :)

 

[Sammie_com.sanrio]

Drinking lots of ramune soda and eating tons of pink strawberry mochi and lychee mochi

 

[Jezzibell]

Hold your breath

 

[Unending]

Virtual death

 

[FinalBossu]

Your mom sitting on my face

 

[Depressed_nerd]

Drinking dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) or hydroxic acid, I heard 100% of the people who drank it died since it has the highest pH of any acids out there

 

[leaf23]

Watch a really scary horror film and die of fright

 

[KarmaBus]

Duct tape your entire face and suffocate yourself. I actually read an article where that worked for someone…sounds brutal.

 

[SleepingLessons]

Participate in a realistic re-enactment of the Icarus story, without safety ropes

 

[leloyon]

Glue a bunch of seeds to your head and play a bird call with a speaker.
Alternatively, laxative overdose.

 

[The_End_Is_Comfort]

Set your game difficulty to Hardcore mode.

 

[Valky]

Set your game difficulty to Hardcore mode.

HOW DO I TURN IT OFF????
Lie face down in a puddle

 

[BlueBaby]

Insulting a navy seal on the internet. (text below is not mine)

Spoiler

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Shouldn't have taken the muffins on which I had dibs.

 

[blank_slab]

Death by counting to infinity

 

[Skatspielerin]

Challenge a basilisk to look at you in the eye

 

[Jezzibell]

Sniffing cat hair

 

[blank_slab]

Staring contest with death themself

 

[painfullife123]

Stay in a room with a starving kitten