Here is my quick list Santa, pick one...
1. A lovely playmate. I am not picky, just as long as we click on many levels. Intimacy is the greatest escape from the ills of the world and pleasuring someone the greatest joy. Seeing the look in those eyes and that smile afterwards...
2. Enough money to travel the states for a couple of years without any concerns, after which I can peacefully fade away. (I will sneak some medical care in on this one)
3. A mechanized suit of armor that I can destroy an entire city with (Doesn't have to be inhabited). Must have replenishing rockets, lots of lasers, a comfortable cushion, able to fly or at least jump very high, and a robot flamethrower cock with two large spiked flails for balls, for shits and giggles (Might as well entertain the immature part of me that never grew up). A small fridge with a good selection of snacks would be a bonus, but not needed.
4. Santa's list of who has been naughty and who has been nice. Santa has always known where all the naughty girls were. This list would be worth a fortune. Not selling until I have fully exploited it myself, so do not ask before then.
5. Grant me an amazing skillset and talent that would allow me to get lost in some creative endeavor creating wonderous things never seen before or solving problems that were unsolvable before.
6. All of the above.
Thank you for reading Santa.