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lizinha
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- Feb 6, 2019
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You don't sound like Scotty
That's because I'm not Scotty. However, I'll ask him to beam me up, because there's no intelligent life on this planet.
We don't have the power. The dilithium crystals or fucked.
You're saying I'm stuck down here? Well, at least I have a phaser so I can disintegrate myself.
No.. i'm saying we don't have the power to do that. Another ship might be able to beam you aboard though.
*all hailing frequencies. Some fucker is stuck on a shit hole of a planet. Lock on to the signal and do wtf you want"
On second thought, maybe I should wish for one of those fatal transporter malfunctions.
And be mutated to a singular cell that implodes. You aint gettin off that easy
I forgot to tell you something important: I'm a redshirt.