Went to the river

[sillyusername69]

I got drunk (but not enough to blackout), went to the river, proceeded to slide down the muddy hill. Walked through dark alleyways, secluded spots. As much as people say these things are dangerous, not one person was around.
All I managed to do was slip, twist my ankle and lose my wallet. So I had to look around for that a while.
I was hoping someone would be around that was unstable enough to murder me.
I was originally thinking about jumping in the river but I didnt have any materials ready to weigh me down. There was also an occupied car parked nearby and I didn't want anyone finding me.
All in all, just ended up with a twisted ankle. I feel disappointed.

 

[Kjo]

Apparently walking the streets of Detroit or Chicago at night may be more realistic for finding potential unstable murders. Not suggesting it either way.

 

[sillyusername69]

I considered going to a more populated city with the reputation cause there is one not too far away
Maybe I overestimated how dangerous it is here lol.

 

[not_a_robot]

I got drunk (but not enough to blackout), went to the river, proceeded to slide down the muddy hill. Walked through dark alleyways, secluded spots. As much as people say these things are dangerous, not one person was around.
All I managed to do was slip, twist my ankle and lose my wallet. So I had to look around for that a while.
I was hoping someone would be around that was unstable enough to murder me.
I was originally thinking about jumping in the river but I didnt have any materials ready to weigh me down. There was also an occupied car parked nearby and I didn't want anyone finding me.
All in all, just ended up with a twisted ankle. I feel disappointed.

I did all kinds of crazy stuff that was was supposed to get me murdered, but I only found people who preferred to torture me instead.
If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

 

[BridgeJumper]

Wow me too.
I totally used to roam dark places like riversides and forest on winter nights in hopes of someone killing me and just to isolate and get away from everyone.