We Need an SS Webstore

[NextBusLeaving]

With cool merch.

Sanctionedsuicide.com labelled ropes suitable for hanging

Gag labels for bottles of N - fart descenter, etc.

T-shirts that say stuff like CTB, DO NOT RESUSCITATE, or "I drank 20g of Sodium Nitrite and all I got was this T-Shirt."

SS bumper stickers.

What else, surely theres more. Just trying to add a little levity.

 

[Stan]

Low sodium SN for those concerned about their blood pressure

 

[Worndown]

This sounds like a really bad idea. Cool, but at the same time really bad.

 

[NextBusLeaving]

Kind of the point lol. Wouldnever do it but we could start a #shoutyoursuicide movement like they did with abortion
Im waiting for my "I got My N from A" hoodie and matching can coozie to come.

 

[V0latile]

My body my choice

 

[Final Escape]

I would want a sanctioned suicide shirt lol! But then people would ask about it and know that u hang out here.

 

[JimFord99]

With cool merch.

Sanctionedsuicide.com labelled ropes suitable for hanging

Gag labels for bottles of N - fart descenter, etc.

T-shirts that say stuff like CTB, DO NOT RESUSCITATE, or "I drank 20g of Sodium Nitrite and all I got was this T-Shirt."

SS bumper stickers.

What else, surely theres more. Just trying to add a little levity.

Guess this will be shut down in no time. Far too illegal, far too much controversy.

 

[Stan]

A little levity is good every now and then. It's needed.

 

[LonelyLight]

I'd absolutely wear that shirt

 

[Blackjack]

With cool merch.

Sanctionedsuicide.com labelled ropes suitable for hanging

Gag labels for bottles of N - fart descenter, etc.

T-shirts that say stuff like CTB, DO NOT RESUSCITATE, or "I drank 20g of Sodium Nitrite and all I got was this T-Shirt."

SS bumper stickers.

What else, surely theres more. Just trying to add a little levity.

This is actually a brilliant idea & I'm not even joking. An online store with all this SS merch & swag, poking fun & serious, would be an excellent way for SS to make money to fight the Shawn's Law types, maybe even set up an endowment for people who need N but can't afford it, etc.

Who's with me?!

This sounds like a really bad idea. Cool, but at the same time really bad.

Not a bad idea at all!

Guess this will be shut down in no time. Far too illegal, far too much controversy.

Nothing illegal about it! Fuck controversy! It's the only thing that ever brings meaningful change!

Kind of the point lol. Wouldnever do it but we could start a #shoutyoursuicide movement like they did with abortion
Im waiting for my "I got My N from A" hoodie and matching can coozie to come.

Brilliant idea @NextBusLeaving! Make it happen!

 

[NextBusLeaving]

Idk the first thing about making it happen tho lol

 

[Wayfaerer]

This would never work as it veers too closely to "encouraging" suicide.

 

[CFLoser]

logo would look clean on off white

 

[Boonks]

This is actually a brilliant idea & I'm not even joking. An online store with all this SS merch & swag, poking fun & serious, would be an excellent way for SS to make money to fight the Shawn's Law types, maybe even set up an endowment for people who need N but can't afford it, etc.

Who's with me?!

Not a bad idea at all!

Nothing illegal about it! Fuck controversy! It's the only thing that ever brings meaningful change!

Brilliant idea @NextBusLeaving! Make it happen!

I'm completely with you. I've been feeling this way for some time now. I've been saying I want to start up the first IRL SS community (primarily for recovering people but I'm also willing to stand up and fight the powers that be for SS)

 

[LuzurPhagget]

How about decorative and/or comedic warning signs/posters? Hang them outside your area of demise for intended stern warnings (do not enter. Call 911) or just plain ol' silliness ("Just hanging around lmao" if hanging is the method of choice etc).

I'm going to stick a confusing, humorous sign reading "Don't Dead Open Inside" on the window of my car while being gassed with the charcoal method. It's a meme from the show The Walking Dead.

 

[NextBusLeaving]

Up next, an SS Dating Site. You dont have to die lonely, at SSDating dot com!

 

[LuzurPhagget]

Up next, an SS Dating Site. You dont have to die lonely, at SSDating dot com!

Aha, "till CTB do us part." And rather than being matched based on silly things like desiring a family, values and interests, you're matched based on your desired CTB method!

*Sigh* we're messed up aren't we? Ha

 

[AngelOfDeath01]

This post made me smile. I would wear the CTB DO NOT RESUSCITATE t-shirt. The others things seem hard to achieve but maybe in the future suicide will be as normal as catching the bus. ( failed attempt at humor)

 

[Blackjack]

This is all just. so. good!

 

[Jean Améry]

I second the motion and applaud your sense of humour. We need more of that here.

Here's an idea for a T-shirt: "To god: you can't fire me, I quit!"

Or from Trainspotting: "I chose not to choose life. I chose something else."

 

[RainAndSadness]

I request "Suicide is cool"-stickers for these damn suicide-prevention posters that are visible in every city nowadays. Makes me throw inside every time I see one of them.

 

[MeltingHeart]

With cool merch.

Sanctionedsuicide.com labelled ropes suitable for hanging

Gag labels for bottles of N - fart descenter, etc.

T-shirts that say stuff like CTB, DO NOT RESUSCITATE, or "I drank 20g of Sodium Nitrite and all I got was this T-Shirt."

SS bumper stickers.

What else, surely theres more. Just trying to add a little levity.

ha! Suicide note templates- you just need to fill in the blanks of yr particular situation

 

[Stan]

I also see a video game franchise in the making......

 

[Rachel74]

I bet if you said I sell SS gear they'd be expecting jack boots and a Nazi.

 

[Blackjack]

Y'all I'm not even kidding, you need to make this happen! Consider it my dying wish/request to this forum. I'll be watching...

 

[Stan]

I'll be watching...

I hope you will give some privacy at times?

 

[Blackjack]

I hope you will give some privacy at times?

Nope!

 

[NextBusLeaving]

Nope!

Guess no more looking at porn for me then lol

ha! Suicide note templates- you just need to fill in the blanks of yr particular situation

Like Mad Libs. "I, (proper noun here) decided to (method here)...."

 

[MeltingHeart]

Guess no more looking at porn for me then lol

Like Mad Libs. "I, (proper noun here) decided to (method here)...."

whats Mad Libs?

 

[Not_Quite_Dead_Yet]

I'd absolutely wear that shirt

Me too, but only if it is black.