Method Two guns at the same time?

[Old]

What if I use one gun on each side of the head and shoot at the same time on a cliff so I fall to death

 

[Wolf Girl]

This is one of the more creative ideas I've heard on here. I kinda like it.

 

[Old]

This is one of the more creative ideas I've heard on here. I kinda like it.

I'm literally just shitposting but like kind of bringing ideas at the same time.

 

[badtothebone]

What if I use one gun on each side of the head and shoot at the same time on a cliff so I fall to death

Unless you're a Superman, one gun is enough to kill anyone. I never seen anyone surviving SGW to head never. We get trauma patient and sometimes by airmed from different state but they don't survive unless your shooting your nose or ears. I'm not encouraging anyone in fact this method is a trigger to me my son died using my dad gun.

 

[ham and potatoes]

What if I use one gun on each side of the head and shoot at the same time on a cliff so I fall to death

na, got to come up with some over elaborate rube goldberg device to shoot you with multiple guns at once, then catapult you off the cliff,
could maby even involve a trebuchet to really make it effective

 

[CantDoIt]

I like it, but I feel like you should be able to combine all of the other methods as well

 

[RosebyAnyName]

Not good enough, you'll definitely want to take SN as well just to be sure.

 

[kyhoti]

Heck, thats almost my plan. Sitting on the edge of a bridge, noose around my neck, then putting a .44 slug into the right side of my noggin. I reckon if I fuck up the placement, I'll fall off the railing and snapperoo.

 

[ham and potatoes]

I like it, but I feel like you should be able to combine all of the other methods as well

got to work a flame thrower into the mix somehow

 

[WhiteRabbit]

You have to jump off the cliff because I heard two bullets will cancel each other out.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

How about just one REALLY BIG GUN, like a CANNON. One could just plant their face in front of the barrel, after lighting the fuse, and then just wait for the BOOOOOOOOOM!

Come to think of it, maybe 2 cannons would be a good idea, too. Just make sure there are long enough wicks on both and position each cannon so that they are directed at each other about 3 feet apart. Then light the wicks real fast and get into position - your face up against the barrel of one cannon while bending over, so that the other cannon's barrel is right up against your ass. You could get it from BOTH sides this way.

 

[WhiteRabbit]

How about just one REALLY BIG GUN, like a CANNON. One could just plant their face in front of the barrel, after lighting the fuse, and then just wait for the BOOOOOOOOOM!

Come to think of it, maybe 2 cannons would be a good idea, too. Just make sure there are long enough wicks on both and position each cannon so that they are directed at each other about 3 feet apart. Then light the wicks real fast and get into position - your face up against the barrel of one cannon while bending over, so that the other cannon's barrel is right up against your ass. You could get it from BOTH sides this way. View attachment 149816 View attachment 149816

Looney Tunes ass way to die.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Looney Tunes ass way to die.

Yeah, as "looney" and as "on par" with the OP's idea..... Kinda was the point.

 

[WhiteRabbit]

Yeah, as "looney" and as "on par" with the OP's idea..... Kinda was the point.

I get the joke and how it fits in with the dumb ways to die theme of the thread. I just immediately visualized a Looney Tunes segment.

 

[needthebus]

Unless you're a Superman, one gun is enough to kill anyone. I never seen anyone surviving SGW to head never. We get trauma patient and sometimes by airmed from different state but they don't survive unless your shooting your nose or ears. I'm not encouraging anyone in fact this method is a trigger to me my son died using my dad gun.

so sorry for your loss

 

[lifeisbutadream]

What if I use one gun on each side of the head and shoot at the same time on a cliff so I fall to death

I like the idea of a fail safe method, that is a combination of methods. One thing i have never been sure of is how fast your brain-body shuts down if u r shot in the head, because inevitably u will pull one trigger a tiny fraction of a second faster than the other. People have shot themselves with 2 guns tho. I don't know how many, if anym have failed to pull both triggers or lost control of the gun. The combo of a precarious cliff and one gun, esp. if it's a shotgun, should be more than enough, though.

 

[badtothebone]

so sorry for your loss

Thank you so much

 

[pthnrdnojvsc]

I think if I put a shotgun in my mouth all the way inside my mouth to at least back to the third molar in the diagram below. Aimed in a 45 degree angle to the shit brain stem. I think a shotgun would destroy all that green red and blue crap . If it gets any where near those blood vessels by the brain stem or the brain stem I am dead which is good. If I draw a straight line from the 3rd molar to that blue shit that's the angle aim that I should go for , or to where the green and blue meet

all

 

[avoid]

Just device it in a way they all aim at the right spot.