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puppy9

puppy9

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Jun 13, 2019
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For example, I start by saying,

"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose"

then the next person would say...

"Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"

Okay lets start....

Unfortunately I was eaten by a zombie....
 
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Deleted member 23374

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Fortunately we live in a tipping culture.
 
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KleinerWolf

KleinerWolf

Account Wipe.
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Unfortunately, the money is a counterfeit
Fortunately we can still use it at the farmers market,
very hard to spot the difference
 
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puppy9

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Jun 13, 2019
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Unfortunately the farmers start using AI robot to assist them
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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Fortunately, the AI robots aren't very smart.
 
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puppy9

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unfortunately they are aware of their own stupidity and seek help from other smart AI robots.
 
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Brick In The Wall

Brick In The Wall

2M Or Not 2B.
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Fortunately the robots were benevolent enough not to touch our buttholes.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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Unfortunately, our blood is still fair game.
 
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Brick In The Wall

Brick In The Wall

2M Or Not 2B.
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Unfortunately the N was piss and we got scammed.
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Fortunately, the piss passed through there system and was still 60% proof N, woohoo..
 
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puppy9

puppy9

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Jun 13, 2019
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Unfortunately we're immune to N because the AI robot mixed the oxygen in the air with agents that causes the Immunity just because they wanna mess with us.
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Fortunately the AI robots are electrified and give you a big shock which stops the :heart:
 
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Antigonish

Antigonish

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Unfortunately the shock causes you to live forever in a coma
 
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Brick In The Wall

2M Or Not 2B.
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Fortunately your new love brings you back like sleeping beauty.
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Unfortunately you give her long lasting herpes
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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Fortunately, Herpes can be treatable with the right medication.
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Unortunately the medication is so expensive she needs to sell her body to pay for it.
 
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GoodPersonEffed

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Fortunately she's highly intelligent and can tell you to eff off with that sexist BS in two dozen languages with flawless enunciation. :)
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

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Unfortunately, I can't think of any way to make that unfortunate without saying something stupid or going extremely meta about how I'm creatively tapped out.
 
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puppy9

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Jun 13, 2019
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Fortunately you teleported yourself into a world where your creativity is limitless and the word stupid doesn't exist in that world
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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Unfortunately one of the Politians was a coercive and expert manipulator who kept complaining to the queen in secret until she was banished to a different world.
 
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Fortunately she met a rebel leader that fell in love with her and brought back an army to overthrow the rulers.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

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Unfortunately someone else who is in love with her became so jealous that he's building a coup within the rebellion.
 
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Deleted member 23374

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Fortunately, i rigged up this little doohickey, let's just point it that way aaaaand ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Dr Iron Arc

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Unfortunately, the way the machine was pointed to led to half of the food rations getting vaporized.
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Fortunately the vaporized food left seeds which a wind blew into the fields and the next morning there was a huge crop enough food for everyone.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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Unfortunately, now someone has to harvest all those crops.
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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Fortunately they had robots which do all the work and have built in program they can't become self aware and nuke the planet or enslave the world, :smiling:
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
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Unfortunately they each have a two hour battery life and take 48 hours to charge.
 
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