Games The Questions Game (Wrong Answers Only)

[jodes2]

cause people have a strange obsession with baby yoda.
what is the best brand of microwave mac and cheese?

Pfff I spot a non Trekkie! That's star wars lol

Umm... BMW

Why are yachts so expensive?

 

[Scythe]

Why are yachts so expensive?

because you need to scarifice a virgin to satan to get one

Why are pro lifers so stupid?

 

[willitpass]

because you need to scarifice a virgin to satan to get one

Why are pro lifers so stupid?

because life is worth living! nothing is worth killing yourself over! suicide doesn't end the pain, it just passes it onto someone else!

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[jodes2]

In the hopes you'd follow and get run over

Why do humans think they're more important than animals?

 

[Shadowlord900]

Because we have legs.

What is space made out of?

 

[leeloosnow]

the ceaseless futility of human existence.

magnets- how do they work?

 

[UnlimitedPain]

Physical manifestations of CoDependant Personality Disorder

Why do we need Jobs and income in life?

 

[Regen]

First we need to come in (in-come) before go out.

Why love people dogs?

 

[jodes2]

Because we love being slobbered over

Why are cats so selfish

 

[a-way-out]

Because we love being slobbered over

Why are cats so selfish

Because they want to take over every country's government and make a unified mewontinent.

Why is a chicken's egg yolk yellow?

 

[jodes2]

Because God wanted us to think of sunshine when we eat eggs

Why is the UK such a nanny state

 

[UnlimitedPain]

Because our world leaders are just so great

Why do we Bly the good get assassinated?

 

[jodes2]

Because assassination is a natural way to die

Why are we a social species?

 

[LoiteringClouds]

Because we are closet masochists who get aroused by being laughed at.

Why do some people wear sunglasses indoors?

 

[settheory]

Modesty.
Who made the Statue of Liberty?

 

[jodes2]

Chinese

Why become a DJ?

 

[Unending]

Because you like it.

Why become a misanthrope?

 

[Csmith8827]

Because people are really nice.

Why do people move out of there "hometowns" where they grew up?

 

[jodes2]

Because Elon musk bought them up

Why do elephants have trunks?

 

[a-way-out]

Because Elon musk bought them up

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they are planning a conspiracy to suck up all of Earth's water and escape from the Earth's atmosphere to their homeland named "Elephantoria Realm".

Why aren't clouds affected by capitalism?

 

[jodes2]

Because they're high up like the super rich

Why is chocolate so nice?

 

[stermc]

Because it's salty

Why do we die if we stop breathing?

 

[jodes2]

Because we inhale life giving ghosts with each breath

Why do we fart?

 

[Unsure and Useless]

Because it's an ancient way of communicating that we have not yet evolved out of

How does one prepare popcorn?

 

[settheory]

Stick a tiny straw into each corn, blow air into it until it "pops".
Who invented radio?

 

[Unsure and Useless]

Alexander Graham Bell

What's the best fast food chain?

 

[jodes2]

Facebook

What's better than crispy chilli beef?

 

[Unsure and Useless]

Fresh garbage on your lawn first thing in the morning

An invisible is sleeping in your bed, who ya gonna call?

 

[jodes2]

The plumber

Your foot is itchy. What are you gonna do about it?

 

[Fthis]

The plumber

Your foot is itchy. What are you gonna do about it?

Chop it off


What's the best job and why?