The Official 2020 Everything But The Kitchen Sink Post

[Jean4]

I just explained earlier how I can't eat milk and you want me to eat chocolate and die. Jean is inadvertently telling me to die lol. It's okay though I'm fine now. Sometimes I just need to post my dumb impulsive thoughts and read them over a few times before I come out of it. I'm feeling a little better now. I can hold off until my sister leaves at least. I really don't want to mess up and make things infinitely worse.

Nope. My Bariatric Chocolate has no milk. Nice try. You are staying here with me.

 

[MysticPerception]

Nope. My Bariatric Chocolate has no milk. Nice try. You are staying here with me.

I'm gonna need a link to that chocolate because all I'm getting is hot chocolate with low fat milk in it lol. I tend to take it as a challenge when someone thinks there is no milk in something since they're usually wrong.

 

[Jean4]

I'm gonna need a link to that chocolate because all I'm getting is hot chocolate with low fat milk in it lol. I tend to take it as a challenge when someone thinks there is no milk in something since they're usually wrong.

www.bariatricpal.com

I live here.

 

[Carina]

I'm gonna need a link to that chocolate because all I'm getting is hot chocolate with low fat milk in it lol. I tend to take it as a challenge when someone thinks there is no milk in something since they're usually wrong.

One of my coworkers is lactose intolerant... she was shocked (found out within past few months) how much had milk in it. Potato chips? milk. all candy? milk. frozen vegetables? somehow milk (joking, but not even always!)

www.bariatricpal.com

I live here.

I thought you lived here! :(

 

[Backwood_tilt]

Well then i'm not a great example to follow, since i've been getting drunk and high for about 50 days straight now.

 

[Jean4]

Well then i'm not a great example to follow, since i've been getting drunk and high for about 50 days straight now.

What are you drinking?

 

[MysticPerception]

One of my coworkers is lactose intolerant... she was shocked (found out within past few months) how much had milk in it. Potato chips? milk. all candy? milk. frozen vegetables? somehow milk (joking, but not even always!)

I thought you lived here! :(

I'm surprised how many people don't realize most breads have milk in them. It's an extremely common ingredient in most things because it adds to the flavor so why not shove it in.

www.bariatricpal.com

I live here.

Their store is so terrible to browse lol. So far still no chocolate without milk. I mean I know of some that exists but I was just curious if they sold a bar that I didn't know of.

 

[Morphinekiss]

How are you feeling today young lady?

Not well. I feel an impending sense of doom. Something bad is going to happen. It doesn't help I can hear sirens in my normally quiet neighborhood

 

[Jean4]

@MysticPerception

 

[MysticPerception]

@MysticPerception
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While I'm sure that taste delicious now we just need to find one without sugar or sweeteners. Oh wait that's just plain cocoa powder then.

 

[Carina]

While I'm sure that taste delicious now we just need to find one without sugar or sweeteners. Oh wait that's just plain cocoa powder then.

uh... yeah pretty much lol and that doesn't taste too good. I know, I've eaten it before rofl

 

[Jean4]

While I'm sure that taste delicious now we just need to find one without sugar or sweeteners. Oh wait that's just plain cocoa powder then.

You didn't say no sugar. Just no milk. ;)

See. I wasn't trying to kill you. ;)

 

[MysticPerception]

You didn't say no sugar. Just no milk. ;)

See. I wasn't trying to kill you. ;)

Yeah you win this round. Sugar won't kill me it just makes me WANT to kill myself. Which is why I avoid it most of the time unless I want to feel terrible for some reason which sometimes I do.

uh... yeah pretty much lol and that doesn't taste too good. I know, I've eaten it before rofl

Yeah I've also had it before I know how bad it is. My brother actually used to eat raw baking chocolate because he loves bitter stuff and I tried a taste and had to spit it out. It's godawful without any sugar it's like putting sawdust in your mouth. He also had milkshakes with just raw cocoa powder again too bitter and terrible.

 

[LegaliseIt!]

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Nu Yawk Kitteh takes no prisoners!

 

[Carina]

Yeah you win this round. Sugar won't kill me it just makes me WANT to kill myself. Which is why I avoid it most of the time unless I want to feel terrible for some reason which sometimes I do.

Yeah I've also had it before I know how bad it is. My brother actually used to eat raw baking chocolate because he loves bitter stuff and I tried a taste and had to spit it out. It's godawful without any sugar it's like putting sawdust in your mouth. He also had milkshakes with just raw cocoa powder again too bitter and terrible.

yeah there is like no way to make it good. Dark chocolate, that's one thing... still has some sugar.

closest thing you could maybe do is "Baker's Unsweetened baking chocolate"... but it's bitter... and not really meant to be eaten..... again, I've eaten it lol

 

[LegaliseIt!]

I just explained earlier how I can't eat milk and you want me to eat chocolate and die. Jean is inadvertently telling me to die lol. It's okay though I'm fine now. Sometimes I just need to post my dumb impulsive thoughts and read them over a few times before I come out of it. I'm feeling a little better now. I can hold off until my sister leaves at least. I really don't want to mess up and make things infinitely worse.

Has she hinted about when she's leaving? Can you start dropping hints to her? I hope that she's contributing to the household expenses! LOL! I am such an old busybody!

 

[MysticPerception]

Has she hinted about when she's leaving? Can you start dropping hints to her? I hope that she's contributing to the household expenses! LOL! I am such an old busybody!

She said two weeks but I have no idea now. She buys groceries and cooks so she contributes it's just painful how invasive she is in general.

 

[Morphinekiss]

So I think 1 of 3 things will happen tonight
1. Get drunk
2. Hurt myself
3. Get drunk and hurt myself

 

[Carina]

So I think 1 of 3 things will happen tonight
1. Get drunk
2. Hurt myself
3. Get drunk and hurt myself

Hmm...
Which one do you want to happen?

 

[LegaliseIt!]

Well then i'm not a great example to follow, since i've been getting drunk and high for about 50 days straight now.

Yet you remain witty (in a dark way;) and supportive...it's all good.

@MysticPerception
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The brownie mix did not appear to have any dairy—if you used margarine instead of butter when mixing them.

 

[BlueWidow]

I reserved the first time available from 1-3 tomorrow. Anything earlier was sold out. Went back to change the time and everything for tomorrow is now sold out.
#Super Bowl
If it's this insane ordering groceries I don't need online, can you imagine the stores?

Oh God! My worst nightmare is going to the grocery store when every other person on earth is there. I absolutely hate that. A lot of times unless I'm desperate, if I walk in and it's very busy at all, I just turn around and walk right back out. I hate crowded places anyway. It causes me to have panic attacks.

 

[Carina]

Somehow... one of my friends has known more about me than I knew, before I knew it.... and I've yet to figure out how....

it's so spooky.

 

[LegaliseIt!]

@MysticPerception
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That would actually probably taste good made with dairy free almond or coconut milk.

 

[Carina]

That would actually probably taste good made with dairy free almond or coconut milk.

omg I love coconut milk... it's the best thing on the planet. or up there.

 

[Backwood_tilt]

So I think 1 of 3 things will happen tonight
1. Get drunk
2. Hurt myself
3. Get drunk and hurt myself

Is there a chance you won't drink, or hurt yourself?

I just put the rest of my drink away instead of finishing it, so im not a total hypocrite.

What are you drinking?

vodka

 

[Squiddy]

Not well. I feel an impending sense of doom. Something bad is going to happen. It doesn't help I can hear sirens in my normally quiet neighborhood

I feel like a meteor is actually gonna hit me, but I'm trying to tell my brain that that would be extremely rare.

 

[BlueWidow]

"You can order up to a month in advance! But the time can only be 8 hours from the current hour" seriously... fix the stupid coding.

They had better not of charged me... because you have to enter info BEFORE you schedule the time

That's strange.

 

[Jean4]

Oh God! My worst nightmare is going to the grocery store when every other person on earth is there. I absolutely hate that. A lot of times unless I'm desperate, if I walk in and it's very busy at all, I just turn around and walk right back out. I hate crowded places anyway. It causes me to have panic attacks.

Looking at me will give you a panic attack too!

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www.bostonglobe.com

 

[Morphinekiss]

Is there a chance you won't drink, or hurt yourself?

I just put the rest of my drink away instead of finishing it, so im not a total hypocrite.

If I take a bunch of muscle relaxers and Xanax I won't drink.

 

[BlueWidow]

I just explained earlier how I can't eat milk and you want me to eat chocolate and die. Jean is inadvertently telling me to die lol. It's okay though I'm fine now. Sometimes I just need to post my dumb impulsive thoughts and read them over a few times before I come out of it. I'm feeling a little better now. I can hold off until my sister leaves at least. I really don't want to mess up and make things infinitely worse.

I know them being there is making it harder for you because they're making extra noise and creating extra work for you and won't give you any privacy. Your sister keeps ordering you around and so forth. That would be enough to make me want to ctb.