Discussion The elusive 27 club

[mafuyu]

You know, it really sucks that I'm old. Im not actually, but people online call me unc cause they were born in like, 2005 or some shit. But I think, you know, maybe if I haven't figured this shit out by 30 or something, maybe I should just kill myself. There's not much hope for me after that. I mean, you can make it, but it's gonna be a lot harder. There's a certain way lives are supposed to go, and that just doesn't match it. If this is you, well, you have my sympathy. I don't have that kind of grit or resilience.

But, if I wait until I'm 27, that gives me time to mull it over. And I'll get to join the club. It doesn't really matter since I'm not famous, but it would be cool. Someone should edit my Wikipedia user page post-mortem. :) It would be fun to wait until the anniversary of my relationship and then ctb that day. That way, that day is always painful for the person I don't like.

What do you guys think? This person cheated on me, so that's why I'm upset with them. That's my life, though! Which is mostly good— I'm just pathetic and mentally weak!

Do you want to die at 27? Or are you past that age, maybe? Is there a funnier age than 69?

I put everything into WIS again! Agh!

 

[vyvanceandvodka]

I'm 25 (2000 baby) and was just thinking that if my life isn't better by 27, I'm killing myself. I don't want to suffer into my 30's. Also, younger Gen Z is so incredibly ageist. They're insane. Little do they know they're gonna blink and be in their 20's. Life goes by fast.

 

[sanctionedusage]

born in 2005 and feel old anyway.

dying at 21 would be just as funny as 69 for the 2014 childhood brain rot i guess.

just found out the gen z range goes up to 2013 holy shit

 

[SchizoPolyGymnast]

I'm 36, and in spite of all the shit, my life steadily gets better. Sometimes it's just a "trust the process" sort of thing. And no, I have nothing figured out. I'm mentally disabled and used to live in my car. But as long as something doesn't take me out, I figure I have time.

 

[fishperson]

I'm 25 (2000 baby) and was just thinking that if my life isn't better by 27, I'm killing myself. I don't want to suffer into my 30's. Also, younger Gen Z is so incredibly ageist. They're insane. Little do they know they're gonna blink and be in their 20's. Life goes by fast.

lmaooo same im a 2000 baby and broooooo being called unc PISSES ME THE FUCK OFFFFF, like shut up

 

[kufajoy]

Im on hormones. Looks like 20 on 26 but that's about it. my life fked me so much I will have to end it before this June. Before I turn 27.

 

[hotelandrea]

another 2000 baby here, just turned 26. i like the idea of the 27 club, but im not sticking around for another year to join.

and… i fully understand the concept of wanting to choose the anniversary, kind of like and eye for an eye type of thing, but i don't think it's a great idea. this isn't a decision that should be made out of spite.

 

[OzymandiAsh]

I actually wanted to die at 26, for a couple reasons. One is that I always thought 26 was somehow gonna be a big year for me (in retrospect it was just one of my shittiest years, confirming my will to CTB). The other reason is that I thought joining the 27 club would be lame. LMAO. Unfortunately my family caught wind of my plans to end it before my 27th birthday and got me sectioned (they didn't necessarily expect I would be sectioned or want to have me sectioned because they knew it wouldn't help me anyway, but that's what happened). So now I'm 27 and chances are extremely likely that I will be joining the lame 27 club, just not as a celebrity who did something cool with their life first. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[grungy自殺]

Born in 2003

Few more years until I'm 27 but even then I'll probably will not be alive

 

[Sprite_Geist]

My last suicide plan was to have me die either in my mid-late twenties, but it did not work out. I wanted to die young, and have missed that chance; now I am really envious of those who have succeeded in doing this.

 

[a65b]

born in 2006, goal is to be dead by 27 but probably earlier than that. Maybe 3-4 more years. Also living to 67 is funnier than living to 69 ))

 

[mafuyu]

I'm 25 (2000 baby) and was just thinking that if my life isn't better by 27, I'm killing myself. I don't want to suffer into my 30's. Also, younger Gen Z is so incredibly ageist. They're insane. Little do they know they're gonna blink and be in their 20's. Life goes by fast.

Same year, lol. I agree fully. Like at some point there's no point in trying because I'd never be where I want to.

 

[YourLocalEdgelord]

You know, I've been thinking about this for years. Now I am 27 and my time is almost up. Strange. I wonder why so many ctb at this specific age.

 

[rainatthebusstop]

I wanted to die since I was 12 but I think this year it's time. 27 is a perfectly fun age to die, it has some artistic flair to it and since I missed out on 16 this is the next fun one

 

[Luke27]

You know, it really sucks that I'm old. Im not actually, but people online call me unc cause they were born in like, 2005 or some shit. But I think, you know, maybe if I haven't figured this shit out by 30 or something, maybe I should just kill myself. There's not much hope for me after that. I mean, you can make it, but it's gonna be a lot harder. There's a certain way lives are supposed to go, and that just doesn't match it. If this is you, well, you have my sympathy. I don't have that kind of grit or resilience.

But, if I wait until I'm 27, that gives me time to mull it over. And I'll get to join the club. It doesn't really matter since I'm not famous, but it would be cool. Someone should edit my Wikipedia user page post-mortem. :) It would be fun to wait until the anniversary of my relationship and then ctb that day. That way, that day is always painful for the person I don't like.

What do you guys think? This person cheated on me, so that's why I'm upset with them. That's my life, though! Which is mostly good— I'm just pathetic and mentally weak!

Do you want to die at 27? Or are you past that age, maybe? Is there a funnier age than 69?

I put everything into WIS again! Agh!

No one speaks ill of 27 in my presence

 

[thefarter]

omg ya i think it would be cool to be famous only to join the 27 club. but uhh i am also okay with being another statistic honestly :3c

 

[mafuyu]

another 2000 baby here, just turned 26. i like the idea of the 27 club, but im not sticking around for another year to join.

and… i fully understand the concept of wanting to choose the anniversary, kind of like and eye for an eye type of thing, but i don't think it's a great idea. this isn't a decision that should be made out of spite.

i think ur the only one to address that bit so far lol

yeah. sometimes i say stupid shit cause im upset. its a nice revenge fantasy, but i care too much to be so reckless

My last suicide plan was to have me die either in my mid-late twenties, but it did not work out. I wanted to die young, and have missed that chance; now I am really envious of those who have succeeded in doing this.

why do you want to have died young so badly? what makes that better? i mean, i feel like i would get old enough, be in enough pain to where cons outweigh pros, and just... opt-out, lol. isn't youth good?

I wanted to die since I was 12 but I think this year it's time. 27 is a perfectly fun age to die, it has some artistic flair to it and since I missed out on 16 this is the next fun one

low-key i agree lmao. like there's just not that many good ages to die, although, you could always be real funny and die on ur bday

problem with that is if u aren't found in time, there goes ur cool death date