Ten threads we haven't seen yet but probably will soon:

[Deleted member 1465]

Yassssssssss!! That was gonna b my other optional method!

U got me!

Anything with margaritas has my vote.
Also: I just had a flashback to Cactus Jack's.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

#101 If I get hungry and open the bag to cook one steak, do I have to buy more charcoal or is it still good?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Once again I have forgotten what the point of this thread was.
There are going to be some seriously weirder out anti choice lurkers out there. We are trolling out own forums. Scorched earth! Leave nothing intact!

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Once again I have forgotten what the point of this thread was.
There are going to be some seriously weirder out anti choice lurkers out there. We are trolling out own forums. Scorched earth! Leave nothing intact!

The point of the thread was, I think, self-trolling. :)

Last I saw, there were 45 members and 47 guests viewing the thread. *waves hi*

 

[UpandDownPrincess]

Kudos to all the creative folks on this thread. I desperately needed this laugh!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I recall Stan did a self trolling thread once where you had to troll the previous post.
There was also a cut loose and swear thread that was quite cathartic too.

 

[HadEnough1974]

Dear guests,

Here's your chance to join in on the fun. Join now using promo code "die laughing".

 

[Lostandfound7]

[METHOD]
#101
Take a trip to NYC, rent a car, paint face black, if necessary= DWB (Driving While Black)

 

[HadEnough1974]

[METHOD]
#101
Take a trip to NYC, rent a car, paint face black, if necessary= DWB (Driving While Black)

Oh I already suggested that one. See https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/guys-im-trapped.33248/#post-614264

Scroll down ...

 

[Lostandfound7]

Oh I already suggested that one. See https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/guys-im-trapped.33248/#post-614264

Scroll down ...

Ook so it's a proven method! Cosigned!

 

[bpdteacher]

OMG I'm crying, this is like the ctb version of the conversations I have with teenagers while teaching science EVERY DAY.

Can I snort it?
Can I drink it?
Can we mix them all together?
Does it explode?
Do I have tastebuds on my balls, and can I taste soy sauce if I dunk them in it? (Thanks TikTok for that one...)

 

[Deleted member 14386]

#102 "I actually got really into curing meat so my SN's been open 6 months is it still okay?"

 

[Lostandfound7]

#103
Wearing a MAGA hat, while shouting "TRUMP FOR 2020!!!" through any ghetto neighborhood in NYC..

 

[Mud.]

Fantastic thread @fightingsioux
You just made my day

I'll add…

-Can you survive a jump from the Mount Everest?

-Going to CTB in two years (This is not a Goodbye thread!!!)

-What would make God CTB?

-Help! I'm afraid I'm going to reincarnate as myself!

-(Venting) My dad found my hand grenade…

-Is it strange to want to be the victim of a serial killer?

-I've stopped believing in God today so I can CTB!

-I think this forum is run by the FBI

-Has anybody else thought about breaking into a zoo to CTB?

-(Method) Voodoo

 

[AlreadyGone]

Fantastic thread fightingsioux
You just made my day

I'll add…


-Going to CTB in two years (This is not a Goodbye thread!!!)
-Has anybody else thought about breaking into a zoo to CTB?

-(Method) Voodoo

LMAO

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

#114. [Help] My therapist says they have enuf N for 2 and offered to be my ctb partner. Setup?

 

[Lostandfound7]

Agreed!! U have absolutely made my day with this @fightingsioux !!

Day 3 in quarantine has been hilarious!

 

[enjolras]

#115 CO poisoning with electric car, anyone ?

#24 A bottle of vodka after N to remove taste?

Smashed on skull. Glad you asked

#36 If I sit on a giant dildo with all my weight, can it break my brain stem? Suicide by dildo anyone?

Please donate orgasms

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

-Has anybody else thought about breaking into a zoo to CTB?

Using actual threads is 1. cheating, and 2. mean.

 

[Lostandfound7]

115 [HELP]
The operator on the SAMARITAN HOTLINE asked for my address so she can send me "quality" N for free..Should I believe her??

 

[HadEnough1974]

# 105 How painful would it be if I covered myself in peanut butter and jumped over the fence to play with the bears at the zoo?

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

# 105 How painful would it be if I covered myself in peanut butter and jumped over the fence to play with the bears at the zoo?

Do bears like peanut butter? Asking for a friend...

 

[Deleted member 1465]

When this thread loses momentum we should have a vote for the top five then a poll for the outright winner.
My vote is for the dildo.

 

[HadEnough1974]

#115 I'm a 40 year old virgin. I want to have sex before I CTB.

If I convert to Islam and become a suicide bomber, do you think I'll get 72 virgins?

When this thread loses momentum we should have a vote for the top five then a poll for the outright winner.
My vote is for the dildo.

Yay, that was mine!!

 

[flower]

#116 "anyone got a discount code for sn?"

 

[Lostandfound7]

#36 If I sit on a giant dildo with all my weight, can it break my brain stem? Suicide by dildo anyone?

Where did u buy ur dildo??

Asking for a friend.

 

[AlreadyGone]

#101 If I get hungry and open the bag to cook one steak, do I have to buy more charcoal or is it still good?

Do anyone know how long charcoal last if sealed. If the bag was opened for a minute, will the charcoal lose its potency? Any ideas on how to store charcoal? Can I use charcoal without meto?

 

[HadEnough1974]

# 116 I want to ctb, but I prefer someone kill me instead. Should I move to Saudi Arabia and try to have gay sex?

 

[disabledandhopeless]

Oh no I feel so sorry for laughing hahhaa

 

[HadEnough1974]

What size dildo do u plan on using??

Asking for a friend.

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