Ten threads we haven't seen yet but probably will soon:

[ImSorryEmma]

#210 infecting yourself with coronavirus as a method to CTB

 

[AlreadyGone]

[Discussion] What are your thoughts about coronavirus
[Venting] I should have ctb'd before coronavirus
[Venting] Coronavirus is interfering with my ctb plans
[Discussion] Will it be easier or harder to carry out my ctb plans due to coronavirus

 

[HadEnough1974]

#207 Hi I'm a duck, is rectal gas administration a viable method? Will I explode?

Aflack!!

[Discussion] What are your thoughts about coronavirus
[Venting] I should have ctb'd before coronavirus
[Venting] Coronavirus is interfering with my ctb plans
[Discussion] Will it be easier or harder to carry out my ctb plans due to coronavirus

It's fucking up my plans!!

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

[Discussion] What are your thoughts about coronavirus
[Venting] I should have ctb'd before coronavirus
[Venting] Coronavirus is interfering with my ctb plans
[Discussion] Will it be easier or harder to carry out my ctb plans due to coronavirus

This thread is about future threads, not ones that were posted today!


Oops, I mean . Unless you want the germs....

 

[enjolras]

In a style hardly cliché

#211 Group partners megathread

Location : Venice, Italy
Date : romantic
Age : 40 M + 29 F, married
Looking for : twins, sex indifferent
Method : scarf or tie
Extra : perfume, rose petals, hot wax, kinky clothes

 

[enjolras]

U came without an owner...or without ur collar..

#209 I dress like a dog for various....reasons.. Could a vet put me down?

Don't give up race reassignement therapy just yet. You're almost there...

Look where you started and the progress you have made!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

#207 Hi I'm a duck, is rectal gas administration a viable method? Will I explode?

Yes. You will explode. Please don't use this method.

NB: condolences on being a duck. Are you a male of female duck? I've seen ducks getting amorous in the spring and it's not pretty.

 

[Inferdan]

Ask @Inferdan

Only if you're dreaming about them and snack on your pillow thinking it's a marshmallow...

 

[Epsilon0]

Only if you're dreaming about them and snack on your pillow thinking it's a marshmallow...

That makes SO much sense

 

[Lost in a Dream]

In a style hardly cliché

#211 Group partners megathread

Location : Venice, Italy
Date : romantic
Age : 40 M + 29 F, married
Looking for : twins, sex indifferent
Method : scarf or tie
Extra : perfume, rose petals, hot wax, kinky clothes

Lol, is that couple inviting someone to ctb with them, or are they going to have a threesome? Maybe they are looking to have one last pelvis pounding before they head for the bus stop, eh?

#212 Can you ctb by eating steak if you put enough SN on it while you're cooking it? If so, how much would you need?

 

[Lostandfound7]

#213
1) Purchase coffin
2) Get dressed
3) Comb hair
4) Climb in coffin
5) Close coffin door
6) Drink SN
7) **Eliminate the middle man!
**Problem solved!

Ur welcome!

Shout out to @liesgreedmisery for coffin "suggestion" to ctb

 

[hybridtheory]

#213
1) Purchase coffin
2) Get dressed
3) Comb hair
4) Close coffin
5) Drink SN
6) **Eliminate the middle man!
**Problem solved!

Ur welcome!

Shout out to @liesgreedmisery for coffin "suggestion" to ctb

Hahaha love it

 

[HadEnough1974]

#213
1) Purchase coffin
2) Get dressed
3) Comb hair
4) Climb in coffin
5) Close coffin door
6) Drink SN
7) **Eliminate the middle man!
**Problem solved!

Ur welcome!

Shout out to @liesgreedmisery for coffin "suggestion" to ctb

I'm sorry but that wouldn't work. Shame on you for giving bad advice to the ss community.

The proper order should be

1) Purchase coffin
2) Get dressed
3) Comb hair

4) Drink the SN...then...immediately...
5) Get into coffin
6) Close the coffin door.

You can't drink the Sn while laying in the coffin. Not enough space. And you'll spill the Sn all over the coffin trying (already tried).

Ps: don't forget the Meto.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

There's a current thread, "We Can Make a Debreather," has a detailed diagram, OP clearly put a lot of work into it.

Took all my effort to not comment:

Does it require meto??

 

[Lostandfound7]

I'm sorry but that wouldn't work. Shame on you for giving bad advice to the ss community.

The proper order should be

1) Purchase coffin
2) Get dressed
3) Comb hair

4) Drink the SN...then...immediately...
5) Get into coffin
6) Close the coffin door.

You can't drink the Sn while laying in the coffin. Not enough space. And you'll spill the Sn all over the coffin trying (already tried).

Ps: don't forget the Meto.

Well, u can always get in, sit up n drink it, toss the cup, n lay down

 

[HadEnough1974]

There's a current thread, "We Can Make a Debreather," has a detailed diagram, OP clearly put a lot of work into it.

Took all my effort to not comment:

Does it require meto??

I replied.

 

[Epsilon0]

@GoodPersonEffed
@HadEnough1974

This place has obviously desensitised you and me for thinking this is funny.

 

[enjolras]

#214 [Method] Thermal shock at the spa wellness center

OP : When running around the sauna and frozen pool, should I use slippers or shoes for marathon runners ? I would not like to slip and break my wrists

Member advice : Re potentiator, whatever you shoes, wear swim shorts under the towel to calm down the security

 

[Majin K.]

Can you kill yourself in a dream?

Would swallowing an octopus be fatal?

New method: pulling your eyeballs out with tweezers.

Why I hate toast.

Anybody else wish they were a teacup, or is it just me?

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up half my pillow was gone.

Would jumping 2,000 feet into an active volcano be fatal?

My bedroom slippers are staring at me.

Are zombies real?

Would pulling my eyeballs out with a pair of tweezers be painful?

Just here to mention that swallowing an octopus can indeed be fatal if it's still alive. Some Asian guy actually died that way, because the octopus was preventing him from breathing.

 

[Deleted member 14386]

#215 - I have corona and would I be liable if a grandparent of mine had a compromised immune system? looking for advice asap. Inheritance tax is a bitch

I'm effing crying laughing at these posts lmao what a great thread

 

[braketimez]

No. 11 What is SN?

This cracked me up lol.

 

[HadEnough1974]

#216

Hey guys.

I´ve got this idea for CTB that I´d like to share and discuss with you.

(1) Hire a cabin/house somewhere remote, where no one is going to visit and check up on you
(2) Stop eating and drinking
(3) When it becomes a bit too uncomfortable and when the temptation to drink becomes too strong:
Chain yourself to a radiator with foot chains/handcuffs.
(4) Now you can´t back out of it. There will be no way to abort it now.
(5) You would eventually die of dehydration

What you guys think about this? Could it work?

 

[Inferdan]

#216

Hey guys.

I´ve got this idea for CTB that I´d like to share and discuss with you.

(1) Hire a cabin/house somewhere remote, where no one is going to visit and check up on you
(2) Stop eating and drinking
(3) When it becomes a bit too uncomfortable and when the temptation to drink becomes too strong:
Chain yourself to a radiator with foot chains/handcuffs.
(4) Now you can´t back out of it. There will be no way to abort it now.
(5) You would eventually die of dehydration

What you guys think about this? Could it work?

A torturous, masochistic way to go. Don't do it if you don't want to suffer, because this will definitely do that to you.

 

[faust]

#216

Hey guys.

I´ve got this idea for CTB that I´d like to share and discuss with you.

(1) Hire a cabin/house somewhere remote, where no one is going to visit and check up on you
(2) Stop eating and drinking
(3) When it becomes a bit too uncomfortable and when the temptation to drink becomes too strong:
Chain yourself to a radiator with foot chains/handcuffs.
(4) Now you can´t back out of it. There will be no way to abort it now.
(5) You would eventually die of dehydration

What you guys think about this? Could it work?

It would be easier then do drink salt mixed with water. But obv not a method at all, we don't live at the Middle Ages.

 

[Inferdan]

Finally made the next thread on the list. Dont think I did as well as I could've, hope you enjoy it nonetheless :)

 

[Soul]

I dreamed I was awake, and when I woke up, I was! Does that mean I'm dead already??

Zuc looc

 

[JSauter]

May I ask how fightingsioux passed? Was it SN? I'm sorry, I didn't want to make a new thread for this, and I saw that this thread was active on the front page.

edit: Nevermind, someone got in touch w/ me to let me know.

 

[enjolras]

#217 <awkward pro-life infiltration> Dinosaurs died without saying goodbye - can't grief

 

[Berlin76]

May I ask how fightingsioux passed? Was it SN? I'm sorry, I didn't want to make a new thread for this, and I saw that this thread was active on the front page.

edit: Nevermind, someone got in touch w/ me to let me know.

He had euthanasia last Friday in Switzerland, he did have some trouble with his flights but he made it.

 

[enjolras]

Fuck, life is unreal

#218
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-dies-getting-stuck-grinder-hummus-plant.html

(Lord, I'm sorry I laughed, don't let me be misunderstood)