FTL.Wanderer
Enlightened
- May 31, 2018
- 1,782
My voicemail transcription service just gave me the gift of my week--a riotous laugh. I called a local school about taking a sculpting class. They finally got back to me and this is the exact transcription my VM system gave me:
"Do want to get you more information to help answer any questions you might have but if plans have changed since you just request you may do let us know as well. So we can't appropriately update your record. If you would reach out to our enrollment adviser, so I need the penis."
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"Do want to get you more information to help answer any questions you might have but if plans have changed since you just request you may do let us know as well. So we can't appropriately update your record. If you would reach out to our enrollment adviser, so I need the penis."
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