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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
3,129
I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle.
 
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
3,129
"I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults
that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?"
 
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
3,129
"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or
something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."
 
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IfHeDiesHeDies

IfHeDiesHeDies

Specialist
Sep 12, 2018
383
If the milk turns sour, I ain't the type of pussy to drink it.
 
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
3,129
"When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts but three. When the middle one got in the way, God performed surgery. Woman stood before God, with the middle breast in hand. Said, 'What do we do with the useless boob?', and God created man."
 
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Chinaski

Chinaski

Arthur Scargill appreciator
Sep 1, 2018
2,997
I realise you gentlemen have been through a lot, but if you could find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!
 
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IfHeDiesHeDies

IfHeDiesHeDies

Specialist
Sep 12, 2018
383
And he proceeded to batter [johnny] to death with a 9 inch rubber black cock.
 
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ReadyasEver

ReadyasEver

Elementalist
Dec 6, 2018
828
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

Visionary
Sep 9, 2018
2,711
Here's to five miserable months on the wagon. And all the irreparable harm that it's caused me.
 
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ReadyasEver

ReadyasEver

Elementalist
Dec 6, 2018
828
I have 15 ( crash!).......10!, 10 Commandments given to me by the Lord!
 
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IfHeDiesHeDies

IfHeDiesHeDies

Specialist
Sep 12, 2018
383
Are you not entertained???
 
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ReadyasEver

ReadyasEver

Elementalist
Dec 6, 2018
828
Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I put in?
 
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Lra888

Lra888

Enlightened
Sep 30, 2018
1,140
"That's quacktastic!"
 
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Sinbad

Sinbad

Self-Annihilation is loading...95%
Nov 27, 2018
542
"And so we are all connected in the great circle of life." - Mufasa, Lion King
 
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iHeartRockArt

iHeartRockArt

Wizard
Sep 21, 2018
608
13166FCC 5EEC 4F41 AD8F F90A2142C0B0 "Hakuna Matata"
 
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Lra888

Lra888

Enlightened
Sep 30, 2018
1,140
"You can't triple stamp a double stamp!"
 
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Lra888

Lra888

Enlightened
Sep 30, 2018
1,140
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
 
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iHeartRockArt

iHeartRockArt

Wizard
Sep 21, 2018
608
Show me the money!
 
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iHeartRockArt

iHeartRockArt

Wizard
Sep 21, 2018
608
"There's not a lot of money in revenge."
 
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RbnHopeless

RbnHopeless

Member
Sep 19, 2018
50
"Dead or alive you're coming with me!"
 
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Whatshername

Whatshername

That Ghost Lady on the Hill
Dec 14, 2018
1,352
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Sinbad

Sinbad

Self-Annihilation is loading...95%
Nov 27, 2018
542
"I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them because that's what heroes do.".
The problem is not the problem. The problem is you attitude about the problem.
Do you understand?
-Captn. Jack Sparrow
 
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Whatshername

Whatshername

That Ghost Lady on the Hill
Dec 14, 2018
1,352
The problem is not the problem. The problem is you attitude about the problem.
Do you understand?
-Captn. Jack Sparrow

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
3,129
No, Toto. Nobody said it. This time it's all me. Life isn't like in the movies. Life...is much harder.
 
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Sinbad

Sinbad

Self-Annihilation is loading...95%
Nov 27, 2018
542
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DeletedUser4739

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I'm not a bad person. I'm a real good person.
 
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