Suspension hanging outside at night and deep in the woods?

[Neogoloid]

I'd bring a step ladder and a pair of pajama pants and go really deep into the woods, maybe at night but I'll bring a flashlight. And I'll tie the legs around a sturdy high up enough branch and then around my neck and then jump from the step ladder. Seems a lot easier than partial. What are your thoughts? Honestly I don't even care if it's painful at this point. As long as it kills me, and I know I won't be conscious the whole time.

 

[Nullm]

You want to scout the wood beforehand since it's not a good experience looking for the perfect tree in the last minute no pun intended