Suicide prevention (funny answers only)

[amerie]

Depression is gnarly
You are hottie hottie like a bag of takis

 

[leloyon]

we werent supposed to tell you this but youre actually the only immortal being on earth. i mean, there isnt any proof to the contrary.

Maybe you're just hungry, have a snickers.

SNICKERS! You're not yourself when you're hungry!

SNICKERS. get some nuts!

 

[The Morningstar]

 

[hippiedeath]

If you kill yourself now, you'll never forgive yourself.

 

[RestlessTaiga]

 

[EmptyBottle]

Existence is finite anyway, so there is no need to go now (tbh, by adding a strategic "not" it can becomes pro-ctb)