SN in ukraine arrested

[bankai]

These people simply do not understand the health benefits of the weekly nitrite bath.

It's so good for my skin!I can feel it dissolving as we speak!

 

[PrismHon]

I don't buy this, reason being this guy is really not liked by several outlets, they would be jumping at the chance to report this if it were legit.

 

[bankai]

Ikr?? They've now condemned me to CTB via eating my incurable meat smh

There's no cure for what we got

 

[catfriend]

Billions must cure meat, and yet the authorities look down on them and whisper "No.". They cry out, begging for just a little nitrite, some nitrate, anything. And yet the powers that be do not care. Their cold gazes regard the proletariat meat curers with scorn and disgust.
They have no salt, and they must cure. They have no cure, and they must meat. No meat, no man.

1984

 

[CinerateX]

I don't understand how you can get arrested for something that's legal. How am I going to cure my meats now?These guys don't understand the seriousness of it.

Assuming that the UK is behind the arrest then yeah, how fucking stupid is that? "Oh yeah, it's perfectly legal for you to purchase and own this substance, no worries at all. Oh but also, we're going after any vendors and providers because erm, it's so legal that it breaks the law..."

 

[bankai]

Assuming that the UK is behind the arrest then yeah, how fucking stupid is that? "Oh yeah, it's perfectly legal for you to purchase and own this substance, no worries at all. Oh but also, we're going after any vendors and providers because erm, it's so legal that it breaks the law..."

Again, I'm not sure exactly what's going on. OP hasn't exactly posted any source to back up the claim.

 

[CinerateX]

Again, I'm not sure exactly what's going on. OP hasn't exactly posted any source to back up the claim.

Yeah, I'm seeing the same as I scrolled through the replies. Not sure if OP is misinformed, pulling our collective leg as a bad joke, or what. But can't find much online either, so arguably hoping it's a hoax.

 

[CatLvr]

This has become my all-time favorite thread on SaSu. Now if @Pluto will just post a cat meme I can die a content, happy, satisfied old woman.

 

[Pale_Rider]

You know that you can buy Sodium Nitrite also from legit sources in many countries that will not vet if you have any business with SN? I am not sure why everyone is so attached to this guy. It will mostly also not be held up by customs because it's a) a legal substance b) the source isn't on some weird APB like this DMC guy obviously is.

I have an alternative source. No I'm not sharing it. I want to actually receive my package.
DMC is fine by all reports in this thread alone, OP just created a lot of excitement. Bravo.

 

[leandra]

Stop the cap

 

[CravingPeace]

OP is a certified corny ass motherfucker. Sorry mods, someone had to say it.

Can't post this, without evidence, then dip out with no reply. Straight to the gulag

 

[areyousafe??]

Great now I have to overdose on a bunch of hot dogs

This is the best method I've ever heard

 

[leloyon]

It's so good for my skin!I can feel it dissolving as we speak!

That's actually just your body curing itself of all diseases. It's dissolving the salmonella on your skin, just like when you cook chicken. Why do you think they call it curing?

Great now I have to overdose on a bunch of hot dogs

Don't diss the hot dog method, it's the second most reliable method known to man.
The first, of course, being the truly unmatched "ageing method", where you live a normal human lifespan until your body literally just kills itself. It's groundbreaking stuff. Some plebs try to speed things up with the "smoking strat", the "alcohol strat" or the "drug addict strat" but honestly, we all know the real ones don't need any cheat codes, they just go straight at it for eighty years straight.
You can even combine both the ageing method and the hot dog method, in the "type one diabetes strat", which that one's actually a pretty good strat, it's always good to combine two methods.

 

[Mooncry]

That's actually just your body curing itself of all diseases. It's dissolving the salmonella on your skin, just like when you cook chicken. Why do you think they call it curing?

Don't diss the hot dog method, it's the second most reliable method known to man.
The first, of course, being the truly unmatched "ageing method", where you live a normal human lifespan until your body literally just kills itself. It's groundbreaking stuff. Some plebs try to speed things up with the "smoking strat", the "alcohol strat" or the "drug addict strat" but honestly, we all know the real ones don't need any cheat codes, they just go straight at it for eighty years straight.
You can even combine both the ageing method and the hot dog method, in the "type one diabetes strat", which that one's actually a pretty good strat, it's always good to combine two methods.

Stoppppp, i have a headache and laughing is making it worse

 

[Alexei_Kirillov]

You know that you can buy Sodium Nitrite also from legit sources in many countries that will not vet if you have any business with SN? I am not sure why everyone is so attached to this guy. It will mostly also not be held up by customs because it's a) a legal substance b) the source isn't on some weird APB like this DMC guy obviously is.

Even if you manage to find a local source, they often don't list (or even know) the chemical purity, nor the storage conditions, so the quality is dodgy; DMC was tried and true.

 

[leloyon]

OP is fake and gay, fabricated and homosexual, even.
For real though, Ken Law was arrested because he's accused of explicitly selling SN for the purpose of suicide, with them claiming he advertised it here and advised people on the correct dose to commit suicide with. SN is not a banned substance anywhere as far as I know. It's considered suspicious in some places, and will likely lead to you getting a visit from the cops to ask why you bought it, but is not banned desu.

Can't post this, without evidence, then dip out with no reply. Straight to the gulag

OP? What OP? There is no OP. OP never existed, tovarish, do not be fooled. Move along, comrades. This is just normal thread on meat curing.

 

[opheliaoveragain]

the hotdog OD etc fully sent me into hysterics I agree with @CatLvr — this one belongs in the hall of fame for funny replies.

remember friends, source your shit. NOT a good look, OP.

 

[meatclown]

That's actually just your body curing itself of all diseases. It's dissolving the salmonella on your skin, just like when you cook chicken. Why do you think they call it curing?

Don't diss the hot dog method, it's the second most reliable method known to man.
The first, of course, being the truly unmatched "ageing method", where you live a normal human lifespan until your body literally just kills itself. It's groundbreaking stuff. Some plebs try to speed things up with the "smoking strat", the "alcohol strat" or the "drug addict strat" but honestly, we all know the real ones don't need any cheat codes, they just go straight at it for eighty years straight.
You can even combine both the ageing method and the hot dog method, in the "type one diabetes strat", which that one's actually a pretty good strat, it's always good to combine two methods.

The vat strat

 

[Pluto]

 

[leloyon]

@meatclown I'm still not over the sheer injustice done to you. I can't believe they deprived the meat clown of meat. The fucking clown of meat, they deprived of meat, and the instruments used to cure it. The utter brutality.

Now if @Pluto will just post a cat meme I can die a content, happy, satisfied old woman

I don't got any cat pics but I offer everyone in this thread a complimentary otter.

 

[meatclown]

@meatclown I'm still not over the sheer injustice done to you. I can't believe they deprived the meat clown of meat. The fucking clown of meat, they deprived of meat, and the instruments used to cure it. The utter brutality.

I don't got any cat pics but I offer everyone in this thread a complimentary otter.
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On injustice: I was gigging on Bourbon Street the other night and got my palm read by a friendly gentleman
He says I shouldn't get so hung up on justice because I won't find it
Somebody bought me a shot of Johnny Walker too

 

[leloyon]

On injustice: I was gigging on Bourbon Street the other night and got my palm read by a friendly gentleman
He says I shouldn't get so hung up on justice because I won't find it
Somebody bought me a shot of Johnny Walker too

He knew what was gonna happen to you, meatclown. They all knew.

 

[Rynalia]

All I wanted was some sauce but now I need to eat uncured meat too?

Pitchfork at the ready.

 

[butimstillsoblue]

 

[DOHARDTHINGS24]

I cannot believe I just read this shit.
If ever I needed proof we're all really fucked up, this is the thread.
As soon as @CatLvr mentioned cat memes, I knew I'd keep scrolling the fuck down . Powerless.
I often wonder Why Am I Like This?
Today I wonder, Why The Fuck are We All Like This?
No, but really???
I'm going to bed, wake me up when you get real news, not fake news.
Or when there's another cat meme.
Whichever comes first
Or someone brings me all that motherfucking prosciutto - I'm pretty sure that's what I'll be dreaming about...
Sorry for all the swears. Goodnight.

 

[Beelzebub]

Whch nws-lettr

D/ u hve scrnsht



Hw wld thy stll b msgng ppl & postng ordrs if thy hve bn arrestd

I don't have a screenshot, I was just told by my therapist that it was in the public health newsletter for council workers that someone from ukraine was arrested for selling SN, I'll ask to see it

 

[Dot]

I don't have a screenshot, I was just told by my therapist that it was in the public health newsletter for council workers that someone from ukraine was arrested for selling SN, I'll ask to see it

Np - apprci8 fr th/ upd8

 

[Redleaf1992]

I messaged DMC just now, he's very much still here lol

 

[locked*n*loaded]

I don't have a screenshot, I was just told by my therapist that it was in the public health newsletter for council workers that someone from ukraine was arrested for selling SN, I'll ask to see it

Everyone is on the edge of their seats....

 

[UNIQUE username]

I ordered from him yesterday. The message said It would be shipped today. I Hope It All goes well, SN is the only method i'd feel confortable with.