SN Excuses?

[medicore]

I'll say things very precisely here. Please read carefully.

Due to things within the group of ("blanket legal restrictions" and "my past actions"), I cannot buy things for myself.

I also live with my parents. My mom is the only one capable of buying something for me, and nothing too expensive, at that.

I've decided SN might be a good option. Given my situation, how can I possibly obtain the substance? I know it's sold publicly, and although my mom isn't the brightest, she knows I've attempted suicide before- The jig will be up if I randomly order a chemical off the internet and refuse to detail anything about it.

I don't know anything about the substance, so this is why I ask for suggestions.

 

[Blue Moon]

Could you maybe sell something and use the money to buy it? That's what I plan to do.

 

[medicore]

Could you maybe sell something and use the money to buy it? That's what I plan to do.

Can't buy things for myself. Money isn't the issue, the issue is a package with a bucket full of toxic powder showing up at the front door out of nowhere. That's why I need something to convince her to get it for me, so I can just lethalize myself while she's gone running errands or something.

 

[Soul]

I bought it as a gift for a hunter friend who's always saying he wants to cure the meat he's killed. If there's a book about DIY meat curing that's a nice addition.

But that line relies on people knowing nothing about who we're friends with.

 

[999888]

Try to get a post office box or pick up stores services. That's how I got my sn without anyone knowing.

 

[Oppenheimer]

Say it´s fertilizer if you have plants or something...

 

[charlottewilts]

OP, if you celebrate Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule or whatever, you can say it's a gift. if she catches on that it's SN and prods you with more questions, you can say it's for curing meat (you're making her sausages as a gift) or treating fabric (you're making her a custom shirt). that's off the top of my head; i'm pretty sure there's more uses for it if you search around a bit.

 

[Sunset Limited]

Tell her you bought dietary salt. In fact, the dietary salt is potassium chloride. Suppose your mother doesn't know that. When the package arrived, say, "They sent the wrong salt." Of course after the courier left. Tell her you'il return it.

 

[_Minsk]

Smart answers:3