you hawk gyat tuah be kidding me im gunna griddy over to you right now and give you the drake treatment and together we will grab some grimace shakes with the jonkler "hehe why so seweious" then we can go over to the tiktok rizz party with turkish quandale dingle and go absoletly skibidi on group leader to carnival and fein (fein! fein! fein! fein fein fein!), after that we can continue our edging streak and impress livvy dune and kai cenat with our mogging skills and edge streak. all 4 of us can head over to the cafertia skibidi toilet among us pana miguel fortnite for a hamburger and we can pay with a $19 fortnite card. who knows, maybe we might find the nonchalant drea head and he'll be all like "oi oi oi BAAAAKAAAAA" and every would go crazy for him. then we can go over and chill with emo mr beast but then we both start running for our lives as the goth gym girl mr beast was actually diddy in disguse. hawk 6 7, IN FOUR DAMN IT! hawk 2 3 4 hawk 2 3 4 AM I HAWKING OR TUAHING?! IF YOU DON'T WATCH THE TALK TUAH PODCAST I WILL PERSONALLY HAWK TUAH YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING BLOODLINE. how DARE YOU SAY YOU WON'T WATCH THE TALK TUAH PODCAST YOU AREN'T EVEN A ZAZA RIZZ GOD OR A THOSE WHO KNOW (
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♪ litteraly undda the sheeeeeeets, undda the sheeeeeeets, me and your mother making your brother undda the sheeeeeeets.♪ ♪I could rizz u up, i could help you keep your mewing streak and edge all night to skibidi♪you could be my bop, even if the streak is ending now i know that we're in sigma town♪ hey bro whos your favorite celebrrity? probably tony hawk, yeah same probably tony hawk too. uhhh say that again? MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO thats so nonchalant of you... still water (victim of english or spanish... uhhhh)+ japanese laugh + +norweigian meditiation + zimbabwean jelqing + indian sigma respect + skibidi slicers + jamaican flicker fart + aztec pushup + luncy+ jonkler + why so serious + onwards, my scarab + balkan rage + mediterranean foot job +noadrenaline + adrenaline + persian smile KSI thick of it brazilian breakfast + ohio running + hawk tuah + infinite rizz+ winter arc+german stare
dies from too much MANGO and aura but then the KSI song starts playing (From the hawk 
to the tuah 
to the RIZZ 
to the edge 
wheres my gyat 
thats my sigma 
always gooning when i reign) BOIIII THIS SONG SO TUFF FR NO DIDDY ON GOD NO CAP SUSSY BAKA BOYYYSSSS im going to start winter arc now because im so motivated by it
begins training for winter arc by edging profusely with da bois and diddy with phonk and mango playing in the backgroundheh im so gud at this... hehehe its because im the true nonchalant dreadhead. after all i even got a cum pattern shot tattoo of the hawk tuah girl, quandale dingle, drake, diddy, ninja (ninja's low taper fade?!) while listening to mango phonk but then some random beta dweeb comes up and asks what the hell is this loser doing so i german stare and pakistani sit at this diddy victim before i do a greenland giggle and he south slovokian shits his pants as my balkan rage intensifies. (MANGO MANGO MANGO) i skibidi shoo this beta away as i eat my lunchy cuz i like my cheese drippy bruh. lowkey i would do anything for my bros, like i know my bros would for me because we are the skibidi slicer sigmas together. i know this because i saw bro pulling his pants down and spreading his ahh cheeks during the physics test so ik the answer is "uranus" then he whispered to me how while sharks biting an avg of 70 ppl annualy, new yorkers biting 1600 people annually. (JONKLER WHY SO SERIOUS HEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEEE HEEEHEE) bringing me memories of 11 year old me interrupting my parents divorce to ask for 1000 v-bux.
i bet the face of the creator of hawk tuah watching the creator of skibidi toilet's life work be completly replaced in over the last 4 months was just like the hands over the head meme. back to me and the bros, the avg convo with me and bro goes like
me: Yo Bro
bro: Bad timing
me: Huh
bro: Its all over the screen now
me: dawg WHATTT???
bro: i wish you were the phone
me: kill yourself
anyways i love skibidi toilet: the dance floor throne because i got a reward saying CONGRADULATIONS you suck at Dress To Impress (i just wanna be part of your Ijuwanabepaofyosifoni!!!!) with FIEN FIEN FIEN FIEN FIEN FIEN FIEN FIEN FIEN FIEN FIEN FIEN playing and MANGOS MANGOS MANGOS MANGOS. back to bro because i love bro, how responds with when he doesn't know how to react to a meme i sent him (like the legend he is:)
bro lowkey sometimes stupid tho fr ong because lowkey this is how i stare at my friend as he googles the thing i know im 100% right about
on EVERYONES soul diddy is innocent (everyone turning to ash like avengers finite war)
Bro pullin up to save me after i pressed a squad without telling him (im still gunna say its his fault)
how it feels to make a skibidi toilet reference in the age of hawk tuah (old back pain moans from old man skibidi sigmas)
ABSOLUTE CINEMA.
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