Slate128
Member
- May 5, 2019
- 84
Your favourite sport says a lot about your life. For example: rugby has a breakdown every ten seconds, and so do I.
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Careers adviser: "So where do you want to take your life?"
Me: "Golden Gate Bridge"
CA: "what"
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Girls always say how they don't Luke guys who act tough and never cry. Well hmu ladies I cry all the time.
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They said you'll never go where nobody has gone before, but there's trash even in the unexplored parts of the ocean so believe in yourself.
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I'm very pro-abortion. I hope 80th trimester abortions become legal in the next six weeks.
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I used to think I was funny but then I tried to be.
These are shitty, I'm sure you can do better.
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Careers adviser: "So where do you want to take your life?"
Me: "Golden Gate Bridge"
CA: "what"
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Girls always say how they don't Luke guys who act tough and never cry. Well hmu ladies I cry all the time.
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They said you'll never go where nobody has gone before, but there's trash even in the unexplored parts of the ocean so believe in yourself.
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I'm very pro-abortion. I hope 80th trimester abortions become legal in the next six weeks.
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I used to think I was funny but then I tried to be.
These are shitty, I'm sure you can do better.
