Being born into money would have solved all my problems and I'm sick of being gaslighted that it wouldn't.

[Infinite Solipsist]

I agree. If I had money, life would be A LOT easier. I worked at a private high school where one of the boys comes from a filthy rich family, he is tall, devastatingly good looking (he would walk down the hallway and most of the girls and many of the boys would turn just to check him out), He was smart, athletic (he played on the soccer team) he had everything going for him and I used to think, "why couldn't that have been me?" and he's only 17 years old! Money may be the root of all evil, as they say, but I'd like to get me some of THAT... The Money, not the boy. Nice kid too, polite, respectful and well liked by his peers. If reincarnation is real, I want to come back as him.

With my luck, I'd be reincarnated as him just to find out his home life was something horrifically traumatizing.