Judah

Judah

Enlightened
Oct 1, 2020
1,553
I start.

1. I have a very good skill as a programmer
2. I can learn things quickly
3. According to the few friends I have had, I am quite understanding.
 
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lobster salad

lobster salad

overcooked :(
Aug 27, 2020
246
I think my brain is broken , I tried thinking for 3 minutes and I can't think of anything that I'm still "good" at
 
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motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,084
1. I am incredibly modest/humble/never brag
2. I have a big fat penis
3. I can swallow big fat penises in one gulp
 
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Judah

Judah

Enlightened
Oct 1, 2020
1,553
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stygal

stygal

low-wage worker
Oct 29, 2020
1,732
1. I (usually) have the tendency to stay calm in life-threatening situations and actually come up with a solution - literally safed my life a few times
2. I have good memory when it comes to the smallest details
3. I have a never ending drive to do stuff (possibly ADHD) so that even in my deepest depression I still "function"
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Behind the guilt was compassion
Jan 26, 2021
5,747
1a: Funny.
1b: Smart.
1c: Tall.
1d: Attractive.
1f: Understanding.
2a: Based.
2b: Authentic.
2c: Cool.
2d: Badass.
2e: Modest.
2f: Humble.
2g: Strategic.
3a: Diligent.
3b: Compassionate.
3c: Cooperative.
3d: Tough.
3e: Mysterious.
3f: Relaxed.
4a: Sigma.
4b: Honest.
4c: Righteous.
4d: Loving.
4e: Focused.
4f: Kind.
4g: Antifragile.
5a: Heroic.
5b: Efficient.
5c: Reliable.
5d: Loved.
5e: Fast.
5f: Wise.
5g: Commanding.
5h: Trailblazer.
5i: Nuanced.
5j: Sexy.
5k: Warm.
5l: Open-minded.
5m: Striving.
5n: Valuable.
5o: Realistic.
5p: Self-aware.
 
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TheAmazingCriswell

TheAmazingCriswell

I predict...
Apr 28, 2021
1,351
I think my brain is broken , I tried thinking for 3 minutes and I can't think of anything that I'm still "good" at
I agree; it is very difficult to answer this question when there is no objective scale with which to measure and one's subjective scale is skewed beyond belief due to unrealistic standards brought about by a prolonged disconnect from those of the general populace.
It should be noted that the realisation of the unrealistic nature of one's own standards is of little practical use, as the fundamental insight into this matter, namely the actual extent of the deviation, remains obscured.
1a: Funny.
1b: Smart.
1c: Tall.
1d: Attractive.
1f: Understanding.
2a: Based.
2b: Authentic.
2c: Cool.
2d: Badass.
2e: Modest.
2f: Humble.
2g: Strategic.
3a: Diligent.
3b: Compassionate.
3c: Cooperative.
3d: Tough.
3e: Mysterious.
3f: Relaxed.
4a: Sigma.
4b: Honest.
4c: Righteous.
4d: Loving.
4e: Focused.
4f: Kind.
4g: Antifragile.
5a: Heroic.
5b: Efficient.
5c: Reliable.
5d: Loved.
5e: Fast.
5f: Wise.
5g: Commanding.
5h: Trailblazer.
5i: Nuanced.
5j: Sexy.
5k: Warm.
5l: Open-minded.
5m: Striving.
5n: Valuable.
5o: Realistic.
5p: Self-aware.
You forgot 1e.
 
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Flare

Flare

Stormbound
Jul 18, 2021
26
1. I'm so toxic I could be paid handsomely by the agricultural industry to be used as a living pesticide
2. If dead bodies provide sustainance to vegetation, my end will solve any present and future deforestation problem on its own
3. I'm so incompetent any company I will work for will never have a problem deciding who to fire in case they end up over staffed.
 
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BeansOfRequirement

BeansOfRequirement

Behind the guilt was compassion
Jan 26, 2021
5,747
What's 4a about? I've seen this word floating around a lot but still have no idea what that means or why people use it to describe themselves?
I followed you, go look at my profile page to find out. I am not legally responsible if you die of laughter.
 
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stygal

stygal

low-wage worker
Oct 29, 2020
1,732
I followed you, go look at my profile page to find out. I am not legally responsible if you die of laughter.
I'm still confused by the whole thing tbh lol....urban dictionary/other sites paint Sigmas in a positive light???
"One step above Alpha and independent"

Your profile posts are hilarious tho :D
 
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FuneralCry

FuneralCry

Just wanting some peace
Sep 24, 2020
38,547
For me, it is hard to think of things. I really am tired of being myself. I'm not really skilled at anything.
1. I am very introverted and I like my own company, I see this as a good thing.
2. I can still see, walk, my health could be a lot worse.
3. I do not talk a lot. Some people that I know in real life cannot stay quiet and it is really annoying. I think the less said, the better.
 
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A_miStake_of_NATURE

A_miStake_of_NATURE

I wish no one had to CTB..........
Aug 14, 2020
703
1. I make people's lives miserable.
2. I'm very self-centered.
3. I'm absolutely incapable of living.
Wait….. 3 positive things about myself???
( *thinking intensively* )
Nope. I've got nothing :ahhha: :ahhha: :ahhha:
 
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Midgardsorm

Midgardsorm

Paragon
Apr 28, 2020
918
1a: Funny.
1b: Smart.
1c: Tall.
1d: Attractive.
1f: Understanding.
2a: Based.
2b: Authentic.
2c: Cool.
2d: Badass.
2e: Modest.
2f: Humble.
2g: Strategic.
3a: Diligent.
3b: Compassionate.
3c: Cooperative.
3d: Tough.
3e: Mysterious.
3f: Relaxed.
4a: Sigma.
4b: Honest.
4c: Righteous.
4d: Loving.
4e: Focused.
4f: Kind.
4g: Antifragile.
5a: Heroic.
5b: Efficient.
5c: Reliable.
5d: Loved.
5e: Fast.
5f: Wise.
5g: Commanding.
5h: Trailblazer.
5i: Nuanced.
5j: Sexy.
5k: Warm.
5l: Open-minded.
5m: Striving.
5n: Valuable.
5o: Realistic.
5p: Self-aware.

Fite me ! Oh wait. I already lost in "Tall". =(

I tried to be Sigma, but it didn't sums up.
 
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Manaaja

Manaaja

euROPE
Sep 10, 2018
1,382
1. I feel like I'm not of the same species as others. It makes me able to see and do things differently thus people often praise that I'm intelligent, empathic, logical, good listener, etc.
2. I form my own views. I'm not a sheep on a leash. I don't think like any other person.
3. I have a strong sense of justice. I'm my soul, not some body who is there for a moment and dissolves like an illusion. My sense of justice is inborn, human, pure, not based on a fictional book written by rapers, racists, non-humans, unempathics and other monsters I have never met and will never meet. Law books are just Bible 2. And the only good part of Bible was that it said Jesus loved Lazarus. And the fact it inspired that famous readit fan fiction where Trump and God NSFW each other. I wish I could find it again.
4. I'm good at writing long posts. People also say I'm good at explaining things; I strongly disagree with that, but maybe everyone else is just so bad. Or maybe they think they know what I mean even though they might now.
5. I'm not a nepotist. Nor do I stronly identify with any groups so that makes me able to be neutral to everything.
6. I love to help.
7. I'm the type of person who wants change. I'm not the type of person to say "deal with it" or "quit complaining" or "but the majority" or "that's how things are" or "that's completely normal". Well, lately I have become more nihilistic because fuck some sheople, but still...
8. I'm very knowledgeable. I love gaining knowledge. When I became interested in dogs, I literally spent almost every waking hour studying them, reading every book, every article, every comment. Soon I knew more of dogs than most people ever.
9. I'm good at scratching humans and animals behind ear. :)
10. I love short men, the shorter the better. Of course it's only natural. In mentally healthy species, men are smaller than women. I've never seen a species where women are bigger have mental health problems. cOInciDEnce?! I think not. ;\ All rapes would stop if men were twice as small and weak as women and if men were small they could just chill on a sofa and let women do physical things. It's a win-win for everyone.
11. Asexual so no fear I'd ever rape someone.
12. I'd never throw a kid out just because of their gender identity or sexuality.
13. I never body shame those whom others body shame.
14. I support new houses for everyone who turns 18 so no fear of living in old shit houses.
 
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EOL4ME

Member
Feb 24, 2021
59
"3 positive things about yourself" ....... there, I did it. :-)
 
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everydayiloveyou

Arcanist
Jul 5, 2020
490
1) I'm optimistic
2) I can draw and I'm not bad at it!
3) People irl say I'm very nice and patient

4. I'm good at writing long posts. People also say I'm good at explaining things; I strongly disagree with that, but maybe everyone else is just so bad. Or maybe they think they know what I mean even though they might now.
This is a really good quality to have, I'm a peer leader/teacher/TA/whatever-person at my school and trust me that people won't ever say that you're a good explainer unless they really mean it!

Even if something is sorta 'lost in translation,' if they feel you've explained something well then what you said resonated with them somehow, and they understand it. Hopefully that's a good thing depending on how what you say can be interpreted lol but it's still a great quality to have, and worthy of being proud of
 
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PeopleAreWeird

PeopleAreWeird

Storyteller
Jul 15, 2020
8
I'm creative... at coming up with convenient reasons for delaying my suicide.
I'm an excellent liar... due to covering up the fact that I've wanted to ctb my entire life.
I've never murdered anyone before? (Yeah, the bar is this low.)
 
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auror.

Member
Jun 7, 2021
51
1. I'm mortal
2. My internal organs seem to be functioning quite well
3. I'm not allergic to the sun
 
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Marktheghost

Marktheghost

Paragon
Feb 20, 2020
911
I'm caring.
I'm honest.
I'm loyal.
 
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deflationary

deflationary

Fussy exister. Living in the epilogue
Mar 11, 2020
529
1. There's a couple of people I care about. My misery hasn't made me *completely* self-absorbed.

2. I try to be fair and intellectually honest

3. I'm cute af
 
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fruit-loops

fruit-loops

Student
Jun 27, 2021
150
I can't even found one, do you want three?
 
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Ladytears

Member
Sep 10, 2021
12
1- I am loyal to my friends
2- I do almost everything to see who I love happy
3- I try help abandoned animals
 
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HomesickAlien

HomesickAlien

Vicious Cycle
Nov 5, 2019
15
Edit: didn't realize I was posting under the "Recovery" section. Nothing interesting but it didn't belong here.
 
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Celerity

Celerity

shape without form, shade without colour
Jan 24, 2021
2,733
1. I'm so toxic I could be paid handsomely by the agricultural industry to be used as a living pesticide
2. If dead bodies provide sustainance to vegetation, my end will solve any present and future deforestation problem on its own
3. I'm so incompetent any company I will work for will never have a problem deciding who to fire in case they end up over staffed.
4. Clearly, @Flare, you're also a bit of a wordsmith. These had me cracking up.


1. I have a stupidly good musical memory. It used to be even better when I was a musician, but it hasn't completely faded away. I have a free radio in my head that, while not perfect, can pretty accurately reproduce my favorite songs on demand.
2. I evenly distribute my weight. A lot of my other genes are fucked (poor life expectancy on both sides of the family), but I can't complain about this.
3. My eyes are really pretty.
 
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Werewolf.

Student
May 28, 2021
177
1a: Funny.
1b: Smart.
1c: Tall.
1d: Attractive.
1f: Understanding.
2a: Based.
2b: Authentic.
2c: Cool.
2d: Badass.
2e: Modest.
2f: Humble.
2g: Strategic.
3a: Diligent.
3b: Compassionate.
3c: Cooperative.
3d: Tough.
3e: Mysterious.
3f: Relaxed.
4a: Sigma.
4b: Honest.
4c: Righteous.
4d: Loving.
4e: Focused.
4f: Kind.
4g: Antifragile.
5a: Heroic.
5b: Efficient.
5c: Reliable.
5d: Loved.
5e: Fast.
5f: Wise.
5g: Commanding.
5h: Trailblazer.
5i: Nuanced.
5j: Sexy.
5k: Warm.
5l: Open-minded.
5m: Striving.
5n: Valuable.
5o: Realistic.
5p: Self-aware.
Keep coping.
 
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