Method Run as opposition candidate in Russia

[greyhound]

..and await eventual delivery of Novichok courtesy of FSB.

pros/cons/peacefulness?

 

[Kat!]

Putin would like to have tea with you lol

 

[SuicidallyCurious]

putin has controlled opposition candidates that run. Probably the best tongue in cheek method to CTB is to join ISIS or something similar. Actually I would love to CTB this way, once ISIS gave me a gun i would start shooting their own people and then CTB

 

[not4us]

Actually I would love to CTB this way, once ISIS gave me a gun i would start shooting their own people and then CTB

I think they would ask you to rape some woman or stab some of their hostages to death before trusting you a gun.