Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[ben_]

cremation is one of my hobbies

 

[SCDLKD]

I am married to an AI

 

[SuicideWebsiteUsern]

Can you snuff me please?
Or
Calm down the food isn't going anywhere tho this one is 7 words lol

 

[Mio_Kamimachi]

You mind me stealing the shampoo?
Can I play on my phone?

(This is the best thread ever! Having a great time!)

 

[ben_]

i'll be watching you... each step...
tastes a little like period blood.
wanna see my toenail collection?

 

[star.trip]

I agreed because I had nothing better

 

[Mio_Kamimachi]

this one time, at band camp

 

[SCDLKD]

Would you please stop talking? Thanks

 

[losergirl]

hold on my boyfriend is calling

 

[chaoschuckler]

I can't even pull my foreskin

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

This is my other family....

 

[RoachClassified]

Hi

 

[stripey]

fifteen young children, all full custody

 

[star.trip]

My ex would love this place
You're funnier over text, honestly

 

[dhk96]

My ex would love this place
You're funnier over text, honestly

That last one would hurt lol.

 

[mjolnir]

You're trying hard; my ex didn't

 

[tomame]

i killed my ex

 

[MissAbyss]

You look different from your photos.

 

[westerly_merlin]

I have a trainset in my bedroom

 

[MissAbyss]

Youre exactly my usual red flag.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I thought you were paying....

 

[MissAbyss]

I thought this was a job interview.

 

[The Blackangel]

I'm good. I was acquitted today.

 

[enne]

damn, you shit with that ass?

i've been asked this

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Cross My Heart, Hope To Die....