Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[catsarecool]

I see dead people.

 

[Fullof pain]

This was said to me years ago, on a date,
" Want to see my 666 tattoo, " As he started to unbutton his fly !!

 

[Sinai Silence]

You should invest in Beanie Babies

 

[Fullof pain]

You should invest in Beanie Babies

Think it would catch on ?

 

[Sinai Silence]

Think it would catch on ?

Better than investing on Trading 212

 

[ocd is bad]

"Hello, I'm ocd is bad"

Works everytime lol

 

[Fullof pain]

"Hello, I'm ocd is bad"

Works everytime lol

Love it ! Can you just open that door for me as I can't touch the handle? Wanna share hand gel ? No I can't have sex I've got to count all the light switches first. I could go on...

 

[ocd is bad]

Love it ! Can you just open that door for me as I can't touch the handle? Wanna share hand gel ? No I can't have sex I've got to count all the light switches first. I could go on...

Oh... that's not really what I meant, I just used my username as a substitute because I didn't want to share my real name online... But yeah if I had a dollar for everytime I knock on tables or walls or had to touch my phone against the table before pitting it down... I'd be rich as hell lol

 

[Fullof pain]

Oh... that's not really what I meant, I just used my username as a substitute because I didn't want to share my real name online... But yeah if I had a dollar for everytime I knock on tables or walls or had to touch my phone against the table before pitting it down... I'd be rich as hell lol

After i'd posted, I realised i'd taken it too literally. But hell, if I had a brain cell i'd be dangerous !

 

[ocd is bad]

After i'd posted, I realised i'd taken it too literally. But hell, if I had a brain cell i'd be dangerous !

You're good, when I was typing it out I kind of expected it to come off not as clear as I hoped anyway haha

 

[Fullof pain]

You're good, when I was typing it out I kind of expected it to come off not as clear as I hoped anyway haha

The curse of the depressed mind strikes again ! Mine I mean.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Wanna see a real magic wand

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

I dont do sex, ever.

 

[s3gfault]

I have bipolar disorder.

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

My voices want to kill you.

 

[Coateseatsgoatsnboat]

-I'm into vore.....eat me!
-(As a girl) I was born without a vagina.
-I always sleep in a coffin.
-I'm addicted to eating toilet paper.
-I had sex with my car.
-My vagina just fell out....oops.
-Wanna drink my blood?
-Your flesh looks delicious...may I bite?
-Marry me and pay off my debts!

?

 

[Sprite_Geist]

Me: Introduces myself.

 

[esse_est_percipi]

Better never to have existed. Drink?

 

[BPD Barbie]

Do you sell N?

 

[esse_est_percipi]

Some insects practice sexual cannibalism. Dessert?

 

[AllReturnsToNothing]

Technically we're all fucked up fish.

 

[fluffysuicidalbear]

I'll order the lobster

 

[esse_est_percipi]

I never feel guilty eating anything.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

My penis is really really small.

 

[esse_est_percipi]

I only rarely tell the truth.

 

[Tragoedia Vitae]

?

All of those were made-up FYI. But I'm quite sure they would ruin any date.

 

[TAW122]

I am not fit.

 

[262653]

My voices want to kill you.

I would love to hear that. I'd probably ask for her motivation to grant me such a blessing. Does the feeling of power and domination excite her, of taking another one's life, or is she so much driven by feelings of sympathy?

 

[So-lowgid]

Your so amazing! Beautiful inside and out - perfect I'm about to put you on a pedestal which you will then be knocked off within 3 - 6 months when I realise you aren't perfect, causing you to question your own reality. So.... shall we make it official

Your so amazing! Beautiful inside and out - perfect I'm about to put you on a pedestal which you will then be knocked off within 3 - 6 months when I realise you aren't perfect, causing you to question your own reality. So.... shall we make it official

Oppps sorry my word counts been benzo'd

 

[woxihuanni]

I like pee porn.