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My eyes.

Also, my dog. She smells that dinner is almost ready, and she is dancing around the room hoping to get a bite. Who are we kidding, we both know she will.

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I have one for you. It's a really old one, but I really like it, and it has a real and logical answer:

How far can a dog run into the woods?

You solved the riddle Sargasm, thank you for playing :)

lol that doggy's eyes must be goin' crazy!

 

[Sargasm]

Is it half way? Cos after that it would be running out?

You are absolutely correct! Have a nembutal-laced cookie and my respect (no resale value).