Games Reverse question game

[Dr Iron Arc]

Is returning this lost item going to be a huge waste of time?

Would that this desk were a time desk!

 

[motel rooms]

Is that my favorite Sesame Street character fucktoy?

It's too late to be grateful, it's too late to be hateful.


,

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What was the point?

That didn't help at all.

 

[lanax09]

How was government funded therapy?

probably a salmon

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What did I eat that could have given me salmonella?

Striped sweater.

 

[RockBot]

What looks more shocking for the fetish party tonight, the gimp suit or my striped sweater?

You'll know it when you see it.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Where can I find a Feebas in Pokémon Platinum?

It was right here I swear!

 

[nolongerhuman]

Did you smoke all of my weed?

I invoke my right to an attorney.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Are you aware of the biological damage you are about to release unto the world?

Not today.

 

[nolongerhuman]

Do you want to get some ice cream?

An entire potato, swallowed whole

 

[motel rooms]

An entire potato, swallowed whole

What was that Irish guy's idea of a foolproof method?

Jesus loves my sauces.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What's a weird thing to say even when you're at a sauce convention?

We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn't! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn't enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won't stand! It won't be forgiven! It won't be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN'T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[motel rooms]

What does a psychotic breakdown look like?

The Pope's harem.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What?

Infinity times infinity.

 

[nightnightnitrite]

How many suicidal thoughts have you had today?

Tater tots:D

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What was the best part of middle school for me?

Thousand Island dressing.

 

[nightnightnitrite]

What did you dip your dick in because you have depression? (it's a song reference lol)

My left pinky toe

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What's likely to be your smallest digit?

That's possible but likely not probable.

 

[motel rooms]

That's possible but likely not probable.

Do I fellate myself for every meal?

Jesus weeps when you do that.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Why can't I just stay home all day watching tv?

That's what she said!

 

[shebot]

Did someone ask you about the cornflakes?

74

 

[mik003]

hey how much 75 - 1 ?

my sister.

 

[lucid]

you know who i wish i could talk to more ?

10 grams

 

[jodes2]

How much morphine does the 4-drug protocol say to take for CTB?

Nostril hairs

 

[Rounded Apathy]

What're these things floating in my soup?

Donkeys

 

[UnlimitedPain]

Are you a dog person or a cat person?

Rhino

 

[Forever Sleep]

What are those wrinkly grey animals with horns on their noses?

Trouser press

 

[jodes2]

How did you cook that pop tart?

Pop tart

 

[ZRA]

Sorry, you laced *what* with SN?

The Eagles

 

[UnlimitedPain]

take it easy, your the new kid in town it's your turn to spend a night in the hotel California and I can't tell you why.

Tradition