Random thoughts megathread

[whitetaildeer]

My father keeps telling me that rhythm games are hijacked by thr United States government to spy on its players scores and secretly recruit them into the army if their skill is high enough because of their "fast paced tapping of buttons". I don't know if it's a joke or not, I hope it is. He has awareness of shooting games but specifically states rhythm games.

This was after seeing me play jubeat.

i better not get recruited into the us military for playing o2jam. smh!

 

[nomoredolor]

Masking pain so well is a blessing and a curse

 

[CTB Dream]

awfl wrld ppl no dvlp all do incrs painsffr, all tech ai ppl no use hlp othre

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Balls tugged on one by one.











Balls tugged on two by two











Present day (hahaha), present time (hahaha)






















































Balls tugged on three by three

 

[SVEN]

Balls tugged on one by one.











Balls tugged on two by two











Present day (hahaha), present time (hahaha)






















































Balls tugged on three by three

Only in Jester World ! And next time I'll just go to DisneyWorld like normal people.

 

[pointblank]

Not sure why this doesn't exist yet (that I know of), so here you are! A megathread for sharing your random thoughts, speculations, fantasies, questions etc. No rules, just be respectful and follow sasu's own guidelines. Enjoy!

It reminds me of the SS lounge. Don't you think?

 

[yellowjester]

Can we convince Joe Rogan that Sodium nitrite is good for your mitochondria?

David Lynch died today and it's super foggy outside. I've never seen this kind of fog in my life before.

 

[astr4]

i wish i were a cool cucumber but instead i'm an agitated aubergine

 

[EvisceratedJester]

I was thinking about this terrible anime called Mahou Shoujo Site. There is this scene where it is revealed that the main character's older abusive brother had stolen one of her friend's sticks (which are these magical items that give the user special powers) which now gives him the power of mind control. The stick happens to be a magical pair of panties and he uses it to force her friend's stalker into drowning himself. In the scene, he pulls down his pants when revealing the stick to him and we get to see that he has a massive bulge.

Spoiler: TW BIG BOY BULGE ALERT

It's meant to be implied that he has a huge cock, but my personal headcanon is that he actually has a tiny penis and that 90% of that bulge comes from him having massive balls.

That's right! Kaname Asagiri has massive BALLS! When he was born, the doctors probably were all like "What the hell is wrong with this kid's penis-to-ball ratio?" Because it's all off. My second headcanon is that instead of his penis becoming larger when aroused, it actually becomes smaller when aroused and it's his balls that start to increase in size.

All that sperm you kept on seeing in the show? That's his sperm. All of humanity will be turned into sperm and will be stored in his balls, which sucks because it's well-known that pee is also stored in the balls.


What a horrible anime.

 

[human909]

I wonder if people will finally understand all the pain we went through.

 

[Promised Heaven]

Crying makes me feel good therefore I stop crying but I also want to cry but the crying I had relieved me of temporary suffering therefore I cannot cry which makes me want to cry.

 

[Pluto]

 

[EvisceratedJester]

I don't have any experience in script writing so the formatting might be off, but I randomly came up with this script for a scene I created in my head. Any critiques are welcomed (so long as they are only about how great this script is)

INT. MORT'S DINING ROOM - NIGHT

Mort, Brandon, Will, and Abraham are playing a game of poker at the dining room table

Mort
Man, you guys suck at this game.

Brandon
Fuck you, Mort!

Will
Yeah, fuck you, Mort!

Abraham
Guys, would you be interested in hearing some more about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?

Brandon
Dude, can you stop talking about Christianity for two minutes? Why did we even invite you here?

Will
Yeah, why did we even invite you here?

Abraham
One day, when rapture happens, you will be sorry that you ever spoke to me that way. If you don't open your heart and allow for the message of God to flow through you, you will live to regret it. May the Lord have mercy on your ignorant soul!

Brandon
Oh, fuck off!

Will
Yeah, fuck off!

Mort
Guys, calm down. This is getting out of hand. We are supposed to be playing a good old game of poker.

Brandon
(Brandon points at Abraham)
How am I supposed to enjoy this good old game of poker with this religious freak preaching at me?

Abraham
(Pouts, crosses his arms and turns head his away from Brandon)

Will
Yeah, how is Brandon supposed to enjoy this good old game of poker with this religious freak preaching at him?

Brandon
(Turns to Will)
Shut up, Will!

Will
Yeah, shut up Will!

Abraham
I have had enough of this!
(He gets up from his seat, and walks around to where Brandon is seated)
If you cannot find it in your heart to accept the words of Christ then I will have to punish you.

Brandon
*In a mocking tone*
What? Are you gonna pray for my downfall or something?

Will
*In a mocking tone*
Yeah, are you gonna pray for his downfall or something?

Brandon
(Turns to Will)
Oh my God! Shut up, Will!

Will
Yeah! Shut up, Will!

Abraham
NOW YOU USE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN! You leave me no choice. As punishment, I shall be taking your Thalamus from you until you learn your lesson and convert to Christianity.
(Grabs Brandon by the head)

Brandon
(Starts to thrash and struggle in Abraham's grasp)
Please! Don't! I need that in order to maintain consciousness! How will I retain consciousness? How will I be able to relay sensory information to other parts of my brain if you take it away?

Abraham
MAY THE LORD BE WITH YOU!

Brandon
(Screams as and thrashes as he tries to get Abraham off of him)

Will
Yeah!
(Then proceeds to scream alongside Brandon)

Mort
(Watches in horror)

Abraham
(Shoves his hand into Brandon's ear and pulls it out holding Brandon's thalamus)

Brandon
(Goes unconscious)

Abraham
(Sighs)
This was for the best. If this argument continued any further I was scared that it would become so heated that we'd end up having hot sexy angry gay sex with each other and as we all know, God really hates those who have hot angry gay sex.

Mort
This is the worst boys' night ever.

[End of scene]
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[SVEN]

Yeah, those premillenial dispensationalists really are the pits ! (And, off topic, doesn't Abie have really teeny, tiny wee handies).

 

[whitetaildeer]

i was feeling very insecure in my writing skills earlier today... until i found this fuckass image. it's been 6 hours since i initially saw this and it still makes me laugh

 

[Namelesa]

i was feeling very insecure in my writing skills earlier today... until i found this fuckass image. it's been 6 hours since i initially saw this and it still makes me laugh

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As I said before in another thread: is this person's dad a cow?

 

[Pluto]

 

[Namelesa]

What if I am manipulative but just don't think I am and others don't realize it?