not_a_robot

not_a_robot

"i hope the leaving is joyful, & never to return"
May 30, 2019
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So this new Ice Cream Truck arrived in my neighborhood yesterday and I keep hearing his music and thinking
"there are no kids in this neighborhood, only junkies."
DUH!
If you web search
"ice cream trucks sell drugs", a bunch of links come up.
Maybe a local source for my chosen method of OD has arrived, like an answered prayer...
Omg he was outside when I began typing and is already back again! He is literally just circling my building, the roughest building in town.
He *must* be dealing.
Now I just need to wait for a day when the sun is not out, to go outside and talk to him. :(
 
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Memento Mori

Memento Mori

shambling garbage
Jan 24, 2019
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you make talking to a dealer and getting some drugs look like mission impossible lol

i dont think he would sell anything that would be useful for ctb, at maximum u get some support-opiates for your real method. my experiences made clear for me that overdose is a total disappointment.
 
not_a_robot

not_a_robot

"i hope the leaving is joyful, & never to return"
May 30, 2019
2,121
you make talking to a dealer and getting some drugs look like mission impossible lol

i dont think he would sell anything that would be useful for ctb, at maximum u get some support-opiates for your real method. my experiences made clear for me that overdose is a total disappointment.
lol if you knew how awkward I am in real life you'd know it *is* mission impossible! My pursuit of drugs my whole life has been such a shitty comedy of errors, you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you. I couldn't even buy weed reliably til it became legal. I can always find someone to promise me drugs then rip me off, but the genuine article is more elusive. Sometimes they rip me off then sell real dope to someone right in front of me a minute later.
It's truly pitiful.
Probably a bad idea in my neighborhood anyway, if I so much as fart sideways the whole fucking block knows about it by nightfall. I don't need these assholes knowing my business.
 
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SinisterKid

SinisterKid

Visionary
Jun 1, 2019
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Going Off, Big Time, a movie about four scouse scallies who enter a life of crime selling drugs from a ice cream van. They even give the coppers free ice creams laced with ecstasy and they have their own little rave.
 
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oopswronglife

Elementalist
Jun 27, 2019
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Drugs and ice cream in the same convenient place...sounds like win/win to me.
 
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