Post your own conspiracy theory or political rumor

[noname223]

Mine: Elon Musk had a botched penis enlargement surgery and has now a tiny, deformed penis.

Epstein killed himself but they threatened him to do it otherwise the time in prison will get pretty uncomfortable and they made it easy for him.

Billionaires cultivate the culture war to distract from the fact that they are running the country.

Yours?

 

[amerie]

This isn't really political or probably doesn't make sense but I think that a lot of celebrities die super early for the most random shit like plane crashes, diseases, etc. bc being famous is already kinda difficult like 1% chance but if you accidentally glitch life and do something that most people can't then you unfortunately open yourself up to the rare 1% dangerous things in life like cancer or plane crashes

Idk lol

 

[DarkRange55]

Billionaires cultivate the culture war to distract from the fact that they are running the country.

This isn't a theory…

I am fresh out of conspiracy theories – mine all turned out to be true!

 

[fedup1982]

I experienced a conspiracy of my own first fking hand so it was less conspiracy theory and more conspiracy fact:

When I was in psych ward, all other patients were actors trying to make me as uncomfortable as possible, to the point where I had a sustained heart rate at rest of roughly double the normal rate. The same conspiracy tried to frame me several times, using a deep fake voice of me trying to scam my dad out of serious money, and they hacked my perplexity account pretending to ask questions as me trying to frame me.

I think it was orchestrated by a powerful bully who took a dislike to me after coming across an email I sent to my doctor that was a cry for help, he/ they took it as something else and took offense to it

 

[Pessimist]

I'm actually becoming increasingly tired of conspiracy theories and people who believe everything they read or hear. So probably none.

 

[bleeding_heart_show]

Project mkultra is being covertly continued in the form of medicalized psychology.

 

[Pluto]

 

[Grog]

The game Corn Hole was invented so that way insurance companies didn't have to keep covering expenses for property damage done by drunken Horseshoe players.

lol I don't know

 

[Niron1492]

I dont think that when the whole EU suddenly started planning for chat control,age verification(that took it from UK) and other things were just a coincidence,well this "conspiracy" is spread by many people as no one actually believes that every leader got the idea to think of safety or other excuse.(still weird that politicians think of the "children",that sounds way too nasty)

My conspiracy is probably that the EU is gonna get way stricter due to new laws if Germany approves of chat control(or something else,i forgot but i think they have a major vote?),and most countries in the union will suffer due to protests(surely there would be as every person would be affected by this BS).
And with that,EU is probably gonna get dismantled shortly and either new alliances would come or the russians will overtake it as there is an increasing number of pro-russian politicians(Romania and Poland is what comes to my mind rn),and also other countries are getting more nationalist.

I dont know about the US or any politics as this is just a conspiracy theory that many chronically online europeans believe and so,because of my insufficient capacity to think and that i fear of the future as its getting chaotic(in my country i mean,as i dont really care about the others since they dont affect me much probably,as i have more to worry about taxes gettign stupidly high,our president saying that we will suffer in these upcoming 2 years and they wont cut down on politicians wages because of the parliment being full of corrupt beings from diverse parties), so yeah :P i wanna get outt so bad and go to Mauritius or something

 

[DarkRange55]

 

[DarkRange55]

A really well read friendly recently said, almost certainly the US know a ton of what happened in the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Because of two bioweapons conventions that they were signatories to and ratified. The Geneva Convention and a bioweapons convention in the 1970's.

 

[Zeir Anpin 729]

The word "conspiracy theory" didn't exist until after JFK's head was blown off.

The CIA worked to merge the concept of "conspiracy theorist" with that of "postmodern Dadaist artist".

Typical discrediting mechanism.

See attached image.

 

[Adûnâi]

I'm overall a fan of the thesis advanced by:
1) Sofa Legion Strategist / miguel-kud in Russian;
2) Slavland Chronicles / NeoFeudal Review in English
about how Putin is in fact a CIA agent working towards the destruction of Russia, its eventual weakening and invasion by NATO forces, maybe even with nuclear weapons.

Putin has done everything in the worst possible way at every step of the way:
1) Dnieper bridges are still standing 3.5 years after the start of the war (the Ukraine wouldn't be able to supply its left bank forces);
2) Russian army is still attacking only in the Donbass, the only/most fortified area of the front, even though there are huge swathes of land to the south or north where any offensives would've been better and easy;
3) invaded in 8 different directions with insufficient forces, sent most towards Kiev through the Pripet marshlands in February when dirt roads turn into mud;
4) did not mobilise the army or the industry, only partial mobilisation 8 months later when the front began crumbling - lost the right bank bridgehead at Kherson, lost the threat to Slaviansk from the north at Izyum;
5) and before that, all the way in 2014, Putin ordered Yanukovich to step down, he literally said so in the Tucker interview, so Putin is just another anti-Russian agent of the West trying to genocide Russia.