*An idea for a Movie *
Features an all star cast, including Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Liam Neeson, Tom Cruise, Jason Statham, Graham Norton, Sylvester Stallone, Sean Bean and many others.
Schwarzenegger plays Percy Didgeon, an unassuming curtain maker whose boss is Liam Neeson. Percy's real passion however is knitting, which he pursues in his own time creating unique knitting patterns and items that he sells on Ebay under a pseudonym. When his knitted shower curtains reach a record price on Ebay it comes to the attention of Vladimir Puritan, the King of Russia played by Graham Norton. Puritan is a grand master of knitting but is puzzled by the expertise and craftsmanship that has gone in to creating the shower curtains. He deploys his apprentices led by Bruce Willis and including Tom Cruise, Sean Bean, Jason Statham and Sylvester Stallone to track down and find Percy in the hope of attaining the secret of Percy's unique knitted shower curtains. Armed with single pointed needles, double pointed needles, circular needles and a crochet needle the apprentices set off to track down Percy. Once they have Percy they take him back to Puritan where Percy must knit for his life or face being expelled from the knitters circle. Only his boss Liam Neeson can save him by making a deal with Puritan where he offers him a 10% discount on some lovely jardinieres and box pleated curtains. Will this be enough to save Percy? Guess you'll just have to wait for the movie to come out!....
I've too much time on my hands...