Games Pineapple on Pizza: The Counting Game

[Sphene]

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[MissAbyss]

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[Sphene]

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[mrk´]

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[Sphene]

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[OnceTheHappiestMan]

With great anti-inflammatory properties. Pineapples are great if you, like me, have chronic joint issues. And what better option than in a just out-of-the-oven pizza!

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[U. A.]

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pineapples sure are great huh

 

[natori]

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I concur

 

[U. A.]

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why

Spoiler: why

 

[IncrediblePal]

With great anti-inflammatory properties. Pineapples are great if you, like me, have chronic joint issues. And what better option than in a just out-of-the-oven pizza!

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if only they also tasted good:

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[U. A.]

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realising there is a good chance most people here have never eaten proper pineapple.
like, one that didn't ripen in a warehouse after being sprayed with industrial ethylene

 

[IncrediblePal]

pineapples aren't bananas

Once the fresh pineapple is cut from the plant, it will not ripen any further, so forget about letting it ripen on the counter. Without any starch reserves to convert to sugar, it will simply begin to rot and ferment.

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[U. A.]

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oh yeah. well they still cheat, and most export pineapples are still shit because of it:

A plant growth regulator, Ethephon, is typically sprayed onto the fruit one week before harvest, developing ethylene, which turns the fruit golden yellow.

tree-ripened or bust.

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

pineapples aren't bananas

on that we can agree, but (and not wanting to start a different flame war) bananas are not good in pizza, pineapples though:

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[U. A.]

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i would only take a banana on a dessert pizza

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

with Nutella and fried pizza dough... The judge accepts the evidence

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[IncrediblePal]

we can't say bananas aren't good with pizza without trying (coming from a person who has never tried pineapple with pizza before)
banana chips + pizza sounds like a good combo to me
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[U. A.]

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i forgot you aren't even on that team for an actual experiential reason lol

 

[IncrediblePal]

you forced me to pick a side on page 1 so you can't complain now

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[U. A.]

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i assumed by your general pineapple hate and being the first to play, sarcastically and with a non-option count move, that you must have made an error

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

@U. A. pineapple team is struggling as it is; no need for you to create new villains...

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[U. A.]

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he's just scapegoating me >:[

 

[IncrediblePal]

Villain huh? I like the sound of that

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[U. A.]

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IncredibleVillain?
VillainousPal?

 

[OnceTheHappiestMan]

Forced to hate on pineapple pizza. Best origin story ever.

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[U. A.]

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he was not born a monster

 

[IncrediblePal]

Forced to hate on pineapple pizza. Best origin story ever.

even doofenshmirtz can't beat this one

he was not born a monster

hey now who said anything about being a monster >:\\

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[Sphene]

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[MissAbyss]

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[Sphene]

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